The BBC Moto GP drinking game

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Next time there's another tedious moto gp race from the Beeb, here's my guide to making it pass faster.

Charlie Cox says "Exxxcuuuuuseeee MEEE!!!" as an overtake is executed - one gulp of your drink

Charlie Cox says "He needs that like a third arm pit" - two gulps of your drink

If "Stravos" is mentioned - three gulps of your drink

Cut to an artsy slo-mo - three gulps of your drink

Any reference to a Pedrosa start - one gulp of your drink

Cut to a team manager looking pensive - down your drink

Charlie Cox says "He's over clubbed it" - two gulps of your drink

Charlie Cox says "Boys at play" - two gulps of your drink

Steve P makes any remarks about his old career - three gulps of your drink

Matt gets pushed out of the way on the grid walk - two gulps of your drink.

Azi makes an ill informed remark or causes an awkward silence during an interview - down your drink

Matt wears a crap shirt/trousers combo. - one gulp of your drink

I'm open to suggestions.
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[Supermoto_Fan]

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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[garth]

Don't get me fucking started.

"He's got the magnets on"
"Nightmare in a bubble car"

Or fucking pig eye Parrish... "I'm talking about number XX <insert riders name>"

Cock juggling thundercunt.

Watching him wobble round on that ART was cringeworthy.

Not as though they even notice when anything happens. Smith fell off and they were too busy finger blasting each others arseholes to even notice, partner.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[garth]

The only tablets I take are little blue ones to satisfy your mothers voracious appetite for cock.

[Slacker24seve...]

You forgot "well that's shot the fox" and shots of the Asparagus brothers looking emotional on the pit wall.

Any time Ben Spies is seen wearing a sling should be a three gulper too
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Pigeon]

"Back across the stripe"

"Man, 'o, man"

Halfway distance and tyres are going to start to play a part.

Explanation about Gyroscopic forces.

Explanation about tyre contact patch.

[Supermoto_Fan]

5 gulps everytime one of them talks about the sound of the 2 Hondas chasing eachother, seems to happen most races
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[way2slow]

You forgot "flat out like a lizard drinking"

[Dave McCool]

Do people actually watch the BBC coverage?

Eurosport is surely the one, the commentary team is immense, even if you don't count the sporadic but invariably superb insight from Mr Neil Spalding.

They make even the practice sessions interesting...
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[TQ]

"Stereo Hondas"/"Stereo Yamahas"
"He's shut the door."
Anything about the lack of "ship to shore" radios in GP including "unlike in formula 1".
"These guys used to battle in the 250's".

God I could go on all day.
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[Aff]

Do we know who will be presenting the BT coverage next year?
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[Hyaon]

If you have the subtitles on and this comes up, drink a full pint of budvar.

"The most spectacular porn on the track."

Still have no idea what the commentator actually said on sunday.
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[Howling Terror]

'Needed that like a 3rd armpit'.

In my point of view they are not upto doing MotoGp commentary.
They're repetitive, possibly due to Parrish doing every public appearance he can do and not actually talking with mechanics and the bloke who puts the tyres away after a race. Cox should be all over that pitlane on a Thursday.

Listen to the 2 who do the Moto2/3. They know their stuff, like Moody et al.

...and whilst I'm moaning. Now I've the choice to cough up £15 a month or find a streaming site and suffer.....SOD IT...I can live without watching it.
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