lol mah nu ped is wicked innit

[Rogerborg]

https://i.ebayimg.com/t/2005-05-Suzuki-AN400K4-BURGMAN-AN-400-K4-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/1mEAAOxyVVJR~rid/$(KGrHqFHJDkFHoK4kJ(ZBR+ricp1r!~~60_12.JPG

Oh yes.

Oh. Yes.
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[Hetzer]

That's not a ped, that's the Battlestar Galactica.
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[RhynoCZ]

Does it run on water or snow?
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[Hetzer]

Anti-matter matey.
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[Shaft]

Question is, will you have the cohones to admit you actually like it?
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Cool - I've heard it described as the Ford Escort Van of the bike world, I'm interested to hear your take on it
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[Rogerborg]

It runs on Shiseido male moisturiser and the smell of vinyl records.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Howling Terror]

Damn you and your tight turning circle.
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[Pigeon]

Somebody appears to have put their Goldwing in the wash at too high temperature.

[Rowey]

You've been had over! They didn't throw in the seat mounted butt plug accessory with it?
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Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

[Rogerborg]

Well, Mrs B has been informed that sadly it's going to have to UTB every time from now on.

Right, it's... interesting. It'll hold an indicated 85 on the motorway, and is fine on smooth roads. Very comfy, like a motorised easy-chair, with a great screen - the first one I've had that I don't feel compelled to extend.

I didn't have any problem adjusting to the lack of gears, although I was using the rear brake as a "clutch" while slowing down. It's hardly a rocketship, but it's faster than it feels: I thought I was going nowhere then realised I was doing 50 in a 30 50.

However, it's comical on bumps, tight bends and roundabouts. Massive lean on teeny tyres to get around, I kept sticking a foot out...

Where it's perhaps least convincing is stop-go, which is surprising. Yes, there's no clutch or gears, but having to spin the engine up to find the biting point makes nipping into gaps a bit haphazard. Also, when coming to a stop, the drive drops off a bit unpredicatably, meaning you have to be quick getting your feet down. I probably just need to wring its neck more while holding it on the brake.

Overall I'm pretty happy with it, and I got it a good price thanks to a bunch of other buyers being typical eBay bellends and messing the seller around.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Ste]

Cool. Soon you'll be more experienced than tl;dr.

[barrkel]

[Vracktal]

So I put Suzuki Burgman into google and this was in the top links...

Didn't know you'd made a vid of it already 'Borg!
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2009 BMW G650X Challenge: On road
1975 Norton Commando 850: Off road, awaiting recommissioning

[Rogerborg]

Mrs B is not impressed, by the way, but wait until she finds out I can do handbrake turns now.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[bikertomm]

Is that an.. armchair?
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[bazza]

[Skudd]

Do you have to have take any special medication for it?
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[N cee thirty]

nice boat
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[Howling Terror]

1st it was a BMW, now a scooter (with excellent weather protection and low maintenance....and don't forget the tight turning circle ability.... loads of storage...I hear that a little tray drops down that incorporates a cup holder).

Guess you don't like having sex.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

There's an optional Fleshlight in the console for that. I think it comes free with the wrap around apron.
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Skudd]

Do I have to have sex with other men before I can get one?
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

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[Pete.]