"Are you known to the Police?"

[GeorgeB.]

Aye up,

After being asked this question the other night, I realised my answer is slightly comical. It got me thinking that a lot people on here have probably been nicked for one thing or another, and likely have a funny tale because of it.

Mine: I was waiting for the school bus, think I was about 12. I noticed that the advertisement board on the bus shelter had been left unlocked, so I did what any 12 year old spesh would do - Ripped it out and put it back in, upside down.

2 weeks later I was nicked for criminal damage, taken to the police station, interviewed and given a formal reprimand (read: don't do it again please). Even the copper who dealt with it said he thought it was stupid and a waste of his time but the advertising company wanted to make an example of me.

So I ask unto you, BCF, are you known to the Police?
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[DRZ4Hunned]

Unfortunately yes, drugs, nothing really came of it since I was under 18 at the time.

[Minty]

Numerous warnings and convictions for assault occassioning actual bodily harm against various web based forums members for perceived slights against me.
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[Clutchy]

Less so me, more my friend, I'm still known because of it (or may have been removed when I turned 18) was for firearms.


Convinced my friend to bring in his bb gun to school (I sold him it) he did and shot one of the pupils who we didn't like, having a laugh an all.


Well it weren't that funny when 5 police had to turn up after the teacher grabbed it off him.

He had to keep going in for interviews and was kicked out of school and had swob tests taken etc. Was muchos lols I only had one interview, didnt get a warning
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*33 BHP restriction up on 10/12/14* Current bikes/car: SV 650 S/ MKIV GOLF
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[EazyDuz]

You betrayed the law! LAAAAWWWWWWW!

Had no problems from the plod luckily
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[hmmmnz]

quite a bit of trouble in new zealand, but never got charged for anything, which im very thankful for now, an assult or drugs charge would have changed the course of my life,
i had to go to court over here, for dealing with a handful of bouncers,
some how they all ended up bloody and i got locked up
although none of them turned up at court so it got thrown out.

ive been lucky, ive been in some stupid situations and apart for a few beatings from both cops and randoms ive generally come out smelling ok
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[oldpink]

I know a few of the local coppers and they know me
I'm on first name terms with a few of them as they are the ones that turned up when we were out on the crossers
they were always Ok with us and just asked us to move on as they had got complaints
one time they came down a couple of us had been smoking "Morrocan Woodbine" cigarettes and I know they smelt it just by the look on their face but again they just had a chat & left
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Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[wr6133]

Assault (a few times), Affray (twice), Criminal Damage (few times), Firearms act section 5 (1a)(e) and (1)(b).

Safe to say the local cuntstabulary know me. One of the affrays was pretty hilarious, chased a copper out of my house with a sword got it plea dealed down to affray, they didn't want to push a higher charge because he failed to identify himself as police when he let himself in to my house which created a reasonable defence.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Harrassment and possession of an offensive weapon, both of which were not true....
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[Wonko The Sane]

Coventry police, cycling in a cycle lane, yes you read that correctly
Badly marked cycle lane, police officer stepped In front of me at the last minute and I rode into him.

Cycling in the road where a cycle lane was present, cycle lane ran in the 'door zone' alongside parked cars in a layby, officer shouting at me got smacked by a little old dear who opened her door into him
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[Ste]

Maybe.

CID were here the week before last.

[smegballs]

[The Artist]

As a victim

[lllN30lll]

Am I known to the Police
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[Dazbo666]

A couple of verbal cautions for drunk and disorderly when I was about 18.

On one occasion a couple of PCSO's found me ~2am staggering along a back lane with a half filled pint glass from a nearby club, and a half bottle of vodka hidden in my jacket.
I was "escorted" back to the front door of the pub to return their glass
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[andyscooter]

got picked up for criminal damage in a bus stop once
id been the pub and got some chips so sat down to eat them
copper pulls up and as im the only person around it must of been me that broke the window

chips got chucked in the bin and me in the car

next thing call goes out over the radio and im chucked out and told if they see me again they will re arrest me

also got done for assult with a deadly weapon but the charges got dropped to abh though recklessness

kid pulled a knife on me i took it off him he got hurt
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[Commuter_Tim]

[Tamsin]

Only from reporting attacks against me...

[tbourner]

I used to be, but he's retired now and gone into the property renovation business.
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Trev, now a biker?
Looking for first big bike.

[Llama-Farmer]

Not for anything I've done wrong, only for wrongs done against me.
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[Clutchy]

MOAAAR



also back story from Andy?
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Malaguti F12 Phantom-Dead, Suzuki AY50- Dead, NRG power DD LQ, CBR125.
*33 BHP restriction up on 10/12/14* Current bikes/car: SV 650 S/ MKIV GOLF
Guide to pass your test with no lessons!

[hedgehugger]

In Portishead (where I went to school as a teen), the local police used to try and have a friendly relationship with a lot of the kids.
They tipped our cider away under the bridge *sniff*.

Possession of cannabis @ 15 (picked up at Ashton Court Festival, how embarrassing!)

Possession with intent to supply @ 19

My ex went to prison for the latter, case was dropped against me as they couldn't prove how much I was in possession of, I admitted to none of it

[MarJay]

Yes, Sting is a close personal friend...

Oh... wait...
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[wr6133]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Only to ask if I'm going to the next party, since I tended to turn up with a supply of Blue Peters*.



* Here's one I rolled earlier.
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