Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Tracer1234]

Yes, with added moaning.
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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Rogerborg]

</BodyGuard>Beta-fag summer bikers who filter to the lights ahead of me and then don't take off smartly when they change.</BodyGuard>

Not that JK though, don't leave a brutha chillaxing between the buses.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[andyscooter]

My ps3

Bought a game
Put game in am now waiting for system download

Says ten minutes been over half an hour so far
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[NJD]

Unexpected biking repair expenses.

The gift that just keeps on giving

[Rogerborg]

Can you show us on this wallet where the bike touched you?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[NJD]

[Vincent]

The over use of the phrase "You know what.......?" before people say anything
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Space Is Deep

[Rogerborg]

[NJD]

[P.]

Rude cunts when you respond with the most pleasant of pleasantries.

[Eddie Hitler]

Idiots who don't use lanes on a roundabout correctly. The cunts girlfriend was fit, granted. Shame I had to give her a two finger salute as she spat in anger all over her idiot boyfriends dashboard.

Even when people know they're wrong, hooting back with rude gestures seems to be their automated response. Wanka's.

[Eddie Hitler]

[Tritey]

Working women. You know what I mean (Don't pretend you don't).

Saw me once and now refuses to see me again. These women are hard up for cash as the 'entertainment industry' they are in is cut throat and many girls work per shift.

Rang the maid, checked see was in and then the maid said "Oh it's you (name), sorry she won't see you again".

Others will but she won't.

WFT. I. Am. Not. That. Strange.

Honestly.

#feelingunlovedandabitpissedoff

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Some guys just can't see what it is that makes them distasteful to the girls. Having to explain why one particular girl is being "artistic" about him, without being really impolite, is quite difficult but occasionally you just have to be. Many maids will lie to cover for their girls, anyway.

The ones I've sent packing tended not to have the bottle to ask why, under the heavy criticism of my "Get out!" pointy finger/frowny glare.

Here's a typical list of girls' excuses:
* Putting fingers inside and hurting the girl
* Asking for bareback and continue to ask, even after being told no
* Calling them a slut (I know, I know)
* Being a dirty paedo who talks about his niece in the room
* No reason, girl is just a fucking diva
* Bleeding gums
* Not washing your cock (again)
* Trying surreptitiously to take the condom off
* Not paying enough
* Taking a dump on the premises before you see her and then only using baby wipes to clean it, instead of washing your arse (two-fold insult to girl and maid)
* Being the wrong race (you cannot win this one, no matter what race you are: and it's not just about "Is it becoz I iz black?")
* Having a funny shaped cock
* The day has a "y" in it ...
* Telling her you are George McCoy, or Galahad

So I'm sure it couldn't possibly be any of those, and there are a million more reasons, believe me. Chances are that once one says it about you, and a dislike is made public, then they will compare notes with the others, and several others will agree with her.

Do you really have NO IDEA what you did to offend her?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Rogerborg]

[Raffles]

I'm barred from my local brothel. The reason is I'd previously tried to teach philosophy to some of the prostitutes, but they weren't interested. Turns out, you can't put Descartes before the whores.
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Tritey]

[Ribenapigeon]

Wimbledon tennis tournament.

[Polarbear]

[Vincent]

Now if I was to become a suicide bomber................... All that Blood 'n Strawberries
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Space Is Deep

[Polarbear]

[Tracer1234]

Sunken drain covers in the road. FFS.


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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Ribenapigeon]

[Ribenapigeon]