Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Suntan Sid]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Actually Sidney it was 44 degrees. I'm sweating in places that don't even have sweat glands
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[techathy]

Brexit firework parties... already on the 4th

[dydey90]

[RhynoCZ]

The heat waves, yesterday 35°C (did a 6 hour trip in a car with no A/C), today 36.5°C, all the thunderstorms and rain is missing my town, so it's dry and hot here, not even a breeze. The avg. night temperature is about 22°C.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Saraya]

Domino's put a rogue olive on my pizza.

[waffles]

Drove to work on Friday, had a stone flick up and chip my windscreen on the way in (chipped over the rubber seal so can't be fixed), then someone opened their door on to mine and have scratched the paintwork on the drivers door. Then left my car parked overnight at a friends house and someone opened their door on the passenger side doing equal damage.

FFS, two doors and the windscreen in only a few hours

I'm going to get the doors sorted but leave the screen until it starts to crack.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[ScaredyCat]

[M.C]

[.....]

An accident closed the M25 on my way to work this morning. I waited on the Moto GP grid like queue at the front for the air ambulance to take off. Once it had gone we all launched like we were at Santa Pod along an empty motorway. I was running late for work so making progress then it happened. A bastard seagull had decided to rest on the unusually empty motorway until I came along and surprised it. It took off in front of me and all I had time to do was tip my head forward and I twatted the bastard thing with a swift head butt.

It's very dead and I still have a headache. It was pretty much identical to the Iannone seagull incident.

[waffles]

[M.C]

You've got to be creative:
https://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/44/61/99/446199_m730_____1.jpg

[Dave70]

[andyscooter]

People moaning on BBC's holiday rip offs and getting refunds

First one was because the cruise they were on missed two ports due to weather and political unrest( not UK)

Second was two blokes who had booked cars both denied due to age one was too young the other too old
Both said they assumed it would be OK due to being able to book it on line
But it was in terms and conditions they couldn't

The young lad even said he hadn't read them
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[M.C]

[Motorhate]

[P.]

[Beehive Bedlam]

Arm chair expert politicians.

[Chuffin Nora]

Armchair expert experts.
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There's a fine line between integrity

[NJD]

When my "waterproof RST blade trousers" give upthe ghost and let water in in the worst rain I've ridden in since winter I think. I blame the stretch panels around the crouch since everywhere else was dry, stupid design.

[Beehive Bedlam]

Sliced my finger chopping parsley.

[M.C]

Cycled into work as one day on public transport was enough, got a puncture on the way home So that's both bike (push & motor) with flat tyres.

Oh and when walking with the bike a rude boy asked if I was selling the bike...

[Ribenapigeon]

Lonely death. My job is so fucking shit at times.