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Matt B
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 23 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poo payment Paypaled Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 23 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still negotiating with Mrs Bastard about shotguns. When's the latest we can throw our money in?
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 23 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cash for crap sent.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 23 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 03:20 - 24 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shitter dolla sent.
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 24 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sending a sausage to the seaside savings fund sent.

How's the ground? Roll mats ok or is an airbed affair more suitable?
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 24 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just pre-paid for my poop mate
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 24 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll send pooper monies for me n Mrs over tomorrow when I'm at a pc, remind me if I don't
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 24 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll send pooper monies for me n Mrs over tomorrow when I'm at a pc, remind me if I don't
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver_Fox wrote:
Sending a sausage to the seaside savings fund sent.

How's the ground? Roll mats ok or is an airbed affair more suitable?


Bring a mattress.

I can get the holiday off now however I can no longer attend as I need to stay home for the pets, partner left me so I'm fucked Sad
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:


I can get the holiday off now however I can no longer attend as I need to stay home for the pets, partner left me so I'm fucked Sad


You need to come.

If dog, it can be as well loved and pampered as the eternally loved spliff-dog.

If cat, leave it outside, it won't care. Cunts with obscene bottoms, the lot of them.

If anything else, take the tank to your mums and get to a field.

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PostPosted: 11:09 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indoor cat, never goes out.

Fish, many many fish Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Indoor cat, never goes out.

Fish, many many fish Laughing


I fail to understand your problem. Pampered house cat spends 2 days surviving by eating many many fish from tank. Consumed fish do not need feeding. This is a true win-win situation.
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

The wonders of Ebay. An automatic fish feeder!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aquarium-Automatic-LCD-Digital-Auto-Fish-Tank-Food-Bowl-Feeding-Feeder-Timer-New-/252289134918?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368


Who else am I going to make Lightning Seeds based puns at if you don't come Sad
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver_Fox wrote:
The wonders of Ebay. An automatic fish feeder!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aquarium-Automatic-LCD-Digital-Auto-Fish-Tank-Food-Bowl-Feeding-Feeder-Timer-New-/252289134918?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368


Who else am I going to make Lightning Seeds based puns at if you don't come Sad


Unfortunately it can't open the freezer, drop bloodworms into the tank or safety drop 6 pellets a day in there. Laughing

I'll be honest, I'm more gutted that shes not there anymore as a person, rather than just to cover whilst I have a jolly in Wales... she won't see that though Crying or Very sad Ah well..


If I can find someone to cover the fish for a few days, I'll ride up saturday morning.
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

What better way to forget things than to shoot guns and get pissed with a load of cool people for the weekend Mr. Green



Bribe a neighbour
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well my tent's finally given up and broken. Sad

£10 Argos jobby that lasted 10 years and 5 bike trips!

So.. is there a spare available to resrve? Praying
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver_Fox wrote:
What better way to forget things than to shoot guns and get pissed with a load of cool people for the weekend Mr. Green



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I don't want to forget, I want to fix Laughing Fixing would be the best possible route. however, its going off course here...
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude. No woman ever came back by being chased. Give her time. Take a weekend off and let us camp away your sadness
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Silver_Fox wrote:
What better way to forget things than to shoot guns and get pissed with a load of cool people for the weekend Mr. Green



Bribe a neighbour


I don't want to forget, I want to fix Laughing Fixing would be the best possible route. however, its going off course here...


Punch tits/up the garry?
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver_Fox wrote:
Dude. No woman ever came back by being chased. Give her time. Take a weekend off and let us camp away your sadness


Laughing Am not chasing, am waiting.
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
Well my tent's finally given up and broken. Sad

£10 Argos jobby that lasted 10 years and 5 bike trips!

So.. is there a spare available to resrve? Praying


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No problem, we'll be bringing a few spares, just in case!


Should have gone to Specsavers, Wink , HTH!

You'll need to provide your own sleeping bag!
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:


See page 22


Cheers Sid, please reserve us one! Cool
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Am not chasing, am waiting.



Wait in Wales
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 25 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver_Fox wrote:
Dude. No woman ever came back by being chased. Give her time. Take a weekend off and let us camp away your sadness


You say that, and I don't mean to throw a spanner in the works for you Paddy, but when my best mate's lady told him she wanted some space to sort her shit out, it turns out, after 3 months of horrific break-up emotion and whatnot that what she meant all along is "fight for me".

So waiting is quite possibly not what is ideal...

But who fucking knows?!?!? You wont find out until it's too late (or fixed I hope)!
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