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Posted: 06:06 - 29 Aug 2023 Post subject: That Time his Brakes Failed at Band Practice |
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I'm in Kazakhstan just now, we left our hotel yesterday to go shopping.
I noticed a Scooterist on his scooter with a bird on the back.
He had a baseball cap on his noggin, she was wearing a helmet.
It reminded me of that cringe-fuk-stupid story about the biker and his bird.
"A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. -:- Girl hugs him -:- Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die."
(Note: I don't know if the two kunts that I saw are shagging or not.)
No apologies for the shite photo, I was using my phone cam in resverso-mode through the back window of the taxi. Any complaints should be raised with admin.
Plus, before anyone pipes in, I know in S. E. Asia, Africa, S. America and Birmingham that is common practice. ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 19:37 - 29 Aug 2023 Post subject: |
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Are you quite alright?
Let me take your temperature.
Bit of heatstroke perhaps.
That's almost mawkish, even a hint of sentimentality.
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