picnic bench + beer

[garth]

parents went away over the weekend.

I bought a picnic bench. ( it was cheap! )

We got drunk and assembled it.

Now it's stuck in the sitting room and we can't get it out.

Oops
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[McGee]

what the f*ck


Thats mad man, dont take it apart leave it for them to see.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[WR450_geezer]

Pictures

Nice one mate.

WR
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[Sephiroth]

I think we need pictures of you and a few mates eating breakfast on it .

[MRX Steve]

this i want to see
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[garth]

it's "rustic"
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[Mister James]

Excellent work fella, now be a good lad and disassemble it!
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[garth]

I'm not doing anything to it! not my house...

If they didnt want me to get drunk and make a picnic bench in the living room they should've hidden the tools better.
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[Johnny GSX-R]

You really were pissed, the plans were actually for a wardrobe..

[SoND]

How much did you pay for it?
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[BFG]

Turn it up on end?

[dainesefreak]

Just get drunk again and burn it, problem solved.

[Jamie.]

I know someone who done something similar, except it was a sliderobe with mirrors on and the whole thing had to be disassembled and they wernt even drunk AND it took the best part of a day to build it LOL

[garth]

cost me three quid. THREE QUID!

discontinued line at b&q and i get 20% discount.

Won't fit through the door on either end.

Ooops.
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[Sephiroth]

That is fecking brilliant!

[owdamer]

Throw a tablecloth over it. They may not notice it then.

[SimonB]

[bazza]

Stand it on its end and rotate it through the door, legs first.
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[EDBANGER]

Saw a few inches off the legs to accomadate the door width.
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[veeeffarr]

Phone 999 and tell them the bench is complaining of back pains...

They'll have the roof of the house off and it winched out in no time.

[EDBANGER]

Or you could put the living room furniture outside & hope they don't notice the difference.
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