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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Discussion we had at work the other day. Reply with quote
If you were to put your flacid penis into a milk bottle and then got a hard on, what would happen?

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PsychoHippy
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try it and let us know Laughing
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killa
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You'd have a milk bottle on the end of your hard knob and milk you wouldn't really want to to drink.

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fid1892
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
No idea - I wouldn't be able to fit mine in a milk bottle ........


ba-dum-tish
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The Artist
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
A member off BCF I know put his knob in the hole in a the lid of a tub of Swarfega. There is a hole cut out, not sure what for but yeh anyway he did that then after the inevitable, he couldn't get it off. He had to use some 2 stroke oil to ease the pain.
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Paxovasa
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
At times like that, you need to be thinking "nan on the bog". Laughing
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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 11 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
fid1892 wrote:
No idea - I wouldn't be able to fit mine in a milk bottle ........


ba-dum-tish


Funnily enough one of the lads at work said the same thing, except he followed it up with "But a normal pop bottle would fit".



I don't want to try it to find out however I do think getting it stuck would be funny for when the missus comes back in to find it there.
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