So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Fisty]

[Pete.]

[Beehive Bedlam]

Rich women who want working class cock.

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

This goddam cat.
He is verrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwly deciding whether or not he likes me.

I'm not used to cats being standoffish.
And Lawrence is very standoffish indeed.
But he did come and sit at the bedroom door after I had put some cat biscuits in his bowl.

He got quite soppy when I arrived home (at 2am and so probably disturbed him on the sofa) ... (that would be MY sofa!! My sofa which I used to share with Bruno, not Lawrence's sofa ... and lying on MY blanket)

He must have been groggy cos he let me pull his ears and scratch under his chin, the little furry twat.


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[hellkat]

I just remembered ... I had a conversation with our Lead Governor yesterday afternoon, who told me he had commuted into town for the meeting on his "motorbike" * : oh, thinks I - a good exercise in bonding coming up...

He then went on to tell me was "one of those BMWs with a roof".

When I picked myself up off the floor from laughing...

...we had a jolly discussion on the merits of commuting in London. I think he felt a little overwhelmed (i.e., suddenly out of his own league) when I recounted some very few of my biking tales of derring-do.

We're all matey now




*which I hadn't; in fact I hadn't even brought the car in, so pushed for time I was and didnt want to be up against the traffic between meetings on opposite sides of town on the same afternoon, I had actually taken the Tube
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[thx1138]

[Howling Terror]

chickenstrip is en route for a weekend of finger abuse.

I should be clearing up the place but decided to type to strangers on the internet.

#BCFLife
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[Beehive Bedlam]

Taking my teeth out and eating like a pig at the trough.

The looks I recieve filled with complete disgust never fail to amuse me.

[mentalboy]

[hellkat]

The cat appears to have slept in the bedroom with me.
Not on the bed, just in the bedroom.

As I got out of bed, he scarpered out and went to hide under the kitchen pot-shelf.

This is progress.
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[BrownTrousers]

300+ bikes on the Cambridge toy run and I manage to end up following a lovely 2 stroke for the whole time.

Ahh the sweet smell of Christmas.
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[Suntan Sid]

[thx1138]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Just back from the Immigration office in Limassol. I now have leave to remain and work (permanent residency) in Cyprus.

It is not my intention to live here full time just yet but it's good to have the choice to leave the UK when the Brexit ballon goes up.

In your face Brexit
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[Beehive Bedlam]

Currently house sitting on millionaire row leeds. Neighbour requests my assistance transporting a couple of wardrobes up to top level of their mansion I agreed.

Received a 20 pond tip.

[mentalboy]

[dodgydog]

Ran over the manhole cover on my drive as I was going out to work...felt a little bump and looked back to see the cast iron cover had shattered.

Remembered I had a second hand cover in the shed, left over from a job three years ago, (sighed with relief that I hadn't weighed it in with other scrap a couple of weeks back).

Dug out and replaced cover and frame in 30 minutes.
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[hellkat]

Lawrence, the new cat, finally decided last night to join us on the bed.

Unfortunately he arrived whilst we were "preoccupied"

He scarpered, no doubt blushing beneath his fur and apologising profusely in Cattish.
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[M.C]

[recman]

Someone bought in some chocolate liqueurs today.

[Howling Terror]