Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[ride_to_die]

Had beer bottles thrown at me by some ferals last night whilst riding through a semi decent area of Leicester.....
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I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

[recman]

Woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday. Bastardy bastard.

[M.C]

Tesco not applying discounts at self-checkout

Also got a new sim card, requested my old number be transferred which won't be processed until Monday

[Flatbadger]

[Derivative]

[techathy]

[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

Insurance renewal time.

Hi Mr Terror, It's renewal time so we've saved you the bother of searching through comparison sites n that shit and done our own quote.

Hows about you cough up an extra 52% this year.
Phone this magic number that bypasses all that music-option-music-wait shit you normally use.

Yours
Mr Bennetts.

£77 fully comp is the best I've found..Guess who with?
Fricking Bennetts.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[andyscooter]

Clowns all over my town and village


Killer ones at that

Can't fucking wait till one jumps out on me and tjhe wife and kid

They best be really scary to jump out on me
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[andyscooter]

Forgot to say
A rugbylayer and his mate touched her bum once

I laid them out by nutting them
They were a foot taller then me


( bodyguard mode off )
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[NJD]

Doesn't grind my gears but doesn't oil them neither, feel it belongs in here.

Commuting home and watch a cyclist go from the pavement on the opposite side of to cross two lanes on a main road in the dead of night only to then continue into lane 2 on my side of the road into the path of a biker doing either the 30mph speed limit or below, I say that since thankfully the biker managed to, after some handlebar twitching, avoid the cyclist altogether and get on his way after giving him a gesture with his left hand to let him know "what the fek was that all about?"

Fair play to the lad on the bike since I've no idea how he didn't come into contact with him given he was within touching distance side on straight in front of him (that's the cyclist being side on to the biker crossing what was eventually four lanes of traffic).

Tard then comes and blocks my lane cycling like a snail so I get past him well before he's even been in my lane for a few moments so I don't end up potato'd because of his stupid antics.

Biker was an L plater and probably could have done with being in Lane 1 since, as far as I recall, traffic was quiet but doesn't excuse what cyclist did.

Probably an obs lesson for the biker if not a change of under panties, onwards and upwards.
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[Banana_B1]

[Banana_B1]

Stalk type indicators with non LED 10w bulbs + M8 mounting bolts are non existent worldwide

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The entire Butthurt BCF wrote: Spam Flame Abusive Redundant Off Topic Boring Disagree Confusing

[hellkat]

Discovering I am not immune to the common cold.

Get me a double Lemsip stat, a large chocolate cake, and a litre of Grand Marnier*.





*makes Lemsip much less evil to drink: add Lemsip to boiling water in a mug, include large chunk of ice, top up with GM: perfect.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Skudd]

I have at least 4 birth certificates but can I find one? No I bloody can't. I have to prove I'm English and born in England. Wouldn't mind but it is a bloody foreigner asking for it.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Nobby the Bastard]

[waffles]

[hellkat]

Still got streaming cold.
Frankly, I am not HP.

Know wot I mean, 'Arry.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Dave70]

Finding out that Kraftwerk are playing in Liverpool next year, then discovering the venue has already sold out of tickets.

Then, after a bit of searching on tinternet I find some for sale with prices ranging between £800 - £1,000 ffs.
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There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.

2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[thx1138]

people overtaking me on dual carriageways or motorways when I'm on my little motorbike, empty roads, small hours, and moving straight back in front of me with inches to spare, they could have stayed in the other lane for ages without bothering anyone

[RhynoCZ]

My car is cursed.

First, I couldn't force the seller to do the paper work, I was calling him 5 times a week to make him do it. Now, after 3 months, he says it's done and that he send me the paper work via postal service. Finally, I said.

Well, today the postman came by, rang the door bell and told me to come down to his car, to pick up the package (the paper work, that I've been waiting for). I get to the car and the postman says, that he can't find it and that it must have stayed at the post office.

By the way, normally all the paper work is done within the first 10 days after you sign the purchase contract. Well, I bought the car back in July.

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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Saraya]

Removing the Hell Beast kitten from the curtains for the 3rd time this morning, has made me realise I can't risk a tree this xmas.

[Dave70]

[Lord Percy]

Absolutely useless sales information.

Went to buy some new headphones today. No idea what's good and what's bad in the world of headphones so decided to look for technical details.

Found most packaging had stuff to do with frequency range, max output, etc. Often in the very small print.

Then I noticed the store shelving for all these headphones, from cheap and tacky right up to piss-take expensive, had zero technical info on the gear they were trying to flog.

- "Comfortable"
- "Extra long cord"
- "Rich bass"
and whatever other arbitrary gimmick description.

Why no hard facts to digest?

Anyway I bought some in-ear headphones with a 10Hz - 20'000Hz frequency range and, may I add:

- "such a snug, air-tight, sound-proof fit that opening one's mouth too wide causes a noticeable pressure change in the ear canal"

[mudcow007]

my feet, well actually my walking boots.

Got new boots few months ago, walked the dog a few times to break em' in. An they became like slippers

Walked up Snowdon a few weeks said boots got soaked. when i got back the boots dried naturally as i ignored them for weeks.

Wore them again this weekend an they absolutely annihilated my feet.

what gives?!