Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


I am the Stig

Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter Goto page 1, 2  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

The Shaggy D.A.
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:38 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: I am the Stig Reply with quote

Well, I got a T-shirt for chrimbo that says I am. I only noticed the label today, it says :-

Quote:
These T-Shirts have been tested on animals. They didn't fit.


I find that mildly amusing Smile
____________________
Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:41 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not The Stig, you're Spartacus.
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

eddclarke
Brolly Dolly



Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:47 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
You're not The Stig, you're Spartacus.


He cant be! I'm SPARTACUS!!!
____________________
Honda XR125L 06 ----> Yamaha FZ6 05 + ex SAS XR250 --> VFR800 + XR250r
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:48 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I thought you were ...





























Shocked The Stig Shocked
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

The Shaggy D.A.
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:52 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
You're not The Stig, you're Spartacus.


No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife.
____________________
Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

The999Kid
World Chat Champion



Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 21:28 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
hellkat wrote:
You're not The Stig, you're Spartacus.


No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife.


"Is there a jewish section? i have a right to be crucified in an all jewish section."
____________________
NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

pyx_e
World Chat Champion



Joined: 07 Nov 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:40 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Splitter.
____________________
Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Annabella
Like a person, only smaller



Joined: 03 Feb 2002
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:45 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh hellkat... keep up dear. Everyone has known for years that Kickstart is The Stig. Rolling Eyes

Someone will just have to be Caesar; and while we're at it, I'm the Queen of Sheba.
____________________
Avast! Pirates ahoy!
I did Cadwell! Very Happy
www.bikepics.com/members/bella
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

m0l0t0v
World Chat Champion



Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:48 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
hellkat wrote:
You're not The Stig, you're Spartacus.


No, I'm Brian, and so's my wife.


I'm Brian too!
____________________
'99 Hornet 600 Sad, VFR 400 NC30 '92 Neutral, Kasawamasaki GT 550 Crying or Very sad, '98 Hornet 600 Mr. Green
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Very Happy Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed Wink
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

tatters
Exxon Valdez



Joined: 05 Jan 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:57 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The judean people's front!!!!!!!!"
____________________
Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650 Present:G650XC,C12,KZ750,1190ADV
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Silver
World Chat Champion



Joined: 03 Oct 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 00:45 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

tatters wrote:
"The judean people's front!!!!!!!!"


Fuck off!

We're the People's Front of Judea.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Faldo
World Chat Champion



Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:22 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have the same T shirt, had it for at least 18 months. I thought they were no longer available! Evil or Very Mad Bastards must of put 'em back into production.

You'll have to get used to people asking where you've got it from. It's also quite common for me to walk into a petrol station or shop and be greeted with "No your not". Laughing
____________________
Current: ZZR1400
Previous: ZXR 400 L9, ZX-7R P5, ZZR 400, ZX-7R P6, Bandit 600, GSXR 750 Slingshot, DRZ400, DR650, ZX10R C1H, ZXR 750 L1, ZXR 750 L3, '99 ZX7R P4, KTM 300 EXC, ZX-9R E1, TDM850
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Shaun
Likes 'em bent



Joined: 17 May 2003
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:24 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wearing one of those t-shirts is akin to wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm a dick head" on the front.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

m0l0t0v
World Chat Champion



Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:29 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Wearing one of those t-shirts is akin to wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm a dick head" on the front.


Except you're greeted with "yes you are"

Wink
____________________
'99 Hornet 600 Sad, VFR 400 NC30 '92 Neutral, Kasawamasaki GT 550 Crying or Very sad, '98 Hornet 600 Mr. Green
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Very Happy Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed Wink
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Azonicben
Could Be A Chat Bot



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 02:18 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

No i`m spasticus!



The R&S peeps might get that one Razz
____________________
Cbt-23/09/07.....Theory-16/09/08.....Das passed 10/10/08.....
Current bike- GsxR750 K4. Broken: Cbr400rr (Nc29) Sold: Hyosung GT125R
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

steppen22
World Chat Champion



Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 03:22 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

And if you found that funny, I recommend:

https://www.mininova.org/tor/193899
____________________
no regrets, no retreat, no apology.
I've made mistakes in the past, and I apologise for FUCK ALL.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Scotch Bonnet
Scooby Slapper



Joined: 23 Jul 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 07:59 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one for my birthday that says "I am The Stig's Fat Cousin", which manages to be both self-effacing and self-aggrandising in one handy package.
It also has the tested on animals thingy.
____________________
Hmmmm..... is it supposed to do that?
2001 CB500
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

tribal_tiger
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 08:47 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've a bunch of T-Shirts off of https://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk

I always get stopped and asked where I got them from. I've one with the old Optimus Prime on it, and I got stopped in airport security, I stop with my arms out and just get asked where the bloke can get the t-shirt from!

The other one that get's loads of questions has this on the front
https://www.80stees.com/images/products/What_Would_The_Hoff_Do-T-link.jpg

and on the back is says "What would the Hoff do?"

Constantly getting stopped and getting chuckles!
____________________
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 10:55 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azonicben wrote:
No i`m spasticus!

Spasticus autisticus Mr. Green Thumbs Up








Quote:
The R&S peeps might get that one Razz

I dunno what R&S is/are/what?
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

b-f-c
Traffic Copper



Joined: 06 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:47 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Quote:
The R&S peeps might get that one Razz

I dunno what R&S is/are/what?


HK, to the corner with you... https://ratbike.org/


Last edited by b-f-c on 12:26 - 14 Jan 2009; edited 1 time in total
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:07 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

*blushes*
oh dear, LOL


bad hellkat
(don't tell Stefan, he might feel compelled to try and spank me, the old perve, LOL)


Anyhow, I was just thinking about the old Ian Dury song anyway.
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Charlie
World Chat Champion



Joined: 27 May 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:19 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/4217153/Top-Gears-The-Stig-revealed-as-married-man-who-drives-boring-car.html

The stig could be any of us Wink
____________________
Past: Honda x8rs, Honda City fly, Honda Hornet 250, Honda VFR750, Yamaha xt600e.
Current: Honda CBR929RR & Yamaha XT660Z Tenere
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Azonicben
Could Be A Chat Bot



Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:18 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

A load of my mates took a loud-haler to R&S, full volume shouts of "I am Spasticus!" across the campsite for the majority of the day.

I think it got "Confiscated" at about 4am after i left Mr. Green Thumbs Up
____________________
Cbt-23/09/07.....Theory-16/09/08.....Das passed 10/10/08.....
Current bike- GsxR750 K4. Broken: Cbr400rr (Nc29) Sold: Hyosung GT125R
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

virus
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:42 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azonicben wrote:
A load of my mates took a loud-haler to R&S, full volume shouts of "I am Spasticus!" across the campsite for the majority of the day.

I think it got "Confiscated" at about 4am after i left Mr. Green Thumbs Up


It started at about 3am on friday morning, after we had all been up drinking loads of cans around the shopping basket fire, and dancing to pendulum out of boredom. It was funny then, not so funny at 6am when your woken up by 'spasticus' letting people know his name over the megaphone 4ft from your tent. Laughing


Cheers
John
____________________
own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Tonka
World Chat Champion



Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:18 - 15 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

tribal_tiger wrote:
I've a bunch of T-Shirts off of https://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk


Thanks to your excellent linky Thumbs Up I now have 4 very scrummy T-shirts too - delivered by racing pigeon today! Dance!

Superb, and at least it now means people will have a reason to stare at my chest Embarassed

(BTW I'm not The Stig!)
____________________
'The core of a man's spirit comes from new experiences'
Suzuki SV650S (Clean); Yamaha XT250 Serow (Dirty)
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 15 years, 98 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.09 Sec - Server Load: 0.77 - MySQL Queries: 18 - Page Size: 137.8 Kb