pigeons

[The Artist]

What does it mean when a pigeon squats down, shits with extreme pressure, buries its head so it is almost flat on top then another pigeon gets on top and sits down and they walk around?

[MarJay]

It means you're spending too much time looking out of the window and not enough time working...
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[The Artist]

I was in town collecting something from the post office actually.
I was drinking some 50p a can energy drink which was quite nice and saw this strange activity.

[Feasty]

It means the one on top's getting a bit of arse play... the shitting must have been to either empty out beforehand or to add a bit of lubrication.

To be honest I didn't realise they were quite so open to this sort of thing.


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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Ariel Badger]

It is a sign that a child will be born to a virgin in a Palestinian's shed.
Rejoice, and get ready with the nails.
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[cyberglass]

Its a sign you need to borrow my gun

Either that or they were a distraction and the third pigeon in the teams now got you wallet and passport SUCKER
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DL650 Vstrom 2004
DRZ400S 2003
Yamaha R1 2005