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 Posted: 21:38 - 18 Sep 2009  Post subject: Celebs I'd like to punch. |
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Derren (I think I'm better than you) Brown.
Katy (I need more sympathy than Pete) Price.
Please add yours. You don't need a reason but feel free to share if you have one.
I'll add more later but currently I am playing Metallica very loud and can't think straight. 
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I'd sucker punch Kerry Katona, stupid nobody woman!! Why is she still on TV/in the news?
+1 for Derren Brown
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All celeb cooks
Presenters of house selling programes
That orange Dickinson and his gap toothed mate.
Footballers
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| Posted: 21:48 - 18 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
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| Skudd wrote: | | All celeb cooks... |
All good points.
Jamie self righteous twat Oliver need a beating. 
Oh and that yank bird from that "you won't sell your house unless I paint it beige and throw your furniture out" programe.
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| Posted: 21:51 - 18 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
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In no particular order.
Jade goody, yes i would punch her skeleton.
Her rapist ex and the father of her inbred children, her mother.
JeremyKyle and fat bird from hairspray.
Fat ex morning show gastric bitch bird along with schofiled and holly.
Gadget show black fella and geeky one aswell.
Limpik MP
That will do for now but i would make love to judge judy. an marry gadget show sexgod.
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Not sure I can be bothered to punch any of them. That would entail paying them some attention.
If we ignore them then maybe they will cease to exist.
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We cant ignore them as they are thrust upon us endlessly, just like the filth !!!  |
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| Posted: 21:55 - 18 Sep 2009 Post subject: |
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C'mon Keith, there must be one worthy of a slap?
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| Pretty sure this topic has been covered before. I'll give the same answer: Christiano Ronaldo, closely followed by Sara Cox. |
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| yellowninja wrote: | | Pretty sure this topic has been covered before |
Haven't they all?
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So many, so little time
+1 Derren
+1 Jeremy Kyle
+1 Hammond
Some wee gay prick movie critic on a Radio 6 show, he knows fuck all and is still arrogant and reckons his opinions are the only valid ones.. wee dick.
(excuse the french, but these people annoy me). |
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| Sparks! wrote: | | I'd sucker punch Kerry Katona |
+1 I've never raised my hand to a woman in my life and to that end I'd have to get our lass to slap her one for me. Possibly the most irritating woman alive today.
Funny you should mention metallica flip because I'd love to line them all up and punch each one very hard in turn for destroying my illusions. Always used to think of them as being all about the music and feck the cash until they were the first to file a suit against napster. Poor overpaid feckers couldn't afford their fifteenth house or that new olympic sized swimming pool in their back garden because some spotty nerd had downloaded a crappy copy of their work.
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Who you would like to punch throttle not have homo erotic bike bumming with...
Read titles before posting !  |
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(Settle down covdude).
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Me n the missus were chatting about the very same subject the other night.
My number 1 "want to boot in the face" is
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Pent up aggresion bud. He hasn't managed to kill anything all week. Well apart form any conversation he's joined 
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I would punch Jeremy Beadle and just hope he hits me back with his tiny hand.
I would also punch Jesus. He isn't necessarily a celebrity but he deserves a good slapping. He could have requested a tube of No More Nails if he was that almighty. It would have sorted all his problems.
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| CaNsA_temporary wrote: | Me n the missus were chatting about the very same subject the other night.
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| wizzzard wrote: | | Throttle wrote: | | Someone is in a mood tonight! |
Pent up aggresion bud. He hasn't managed to kill anything all week. Well apart form any conversation he's joined |
Bite me, im buying an antfarm for regular petkill access !! |
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| wizzzard wrote: | | Throttle wrote: | | Someone is in a mood tonight! |
Pent up aggresion bud. He hasn't managed to kill anything all week. Well apart form any conversation he's joined |
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