how on earth do you ride a bike?

[kingsknight]

All the controls.... so confusing!!! aahhhhh crash... roll roll blood blood pain...

much love
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[Fisty]

I ride it like a god, thats how.
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[Alexio]

I do not understand the purpose of this thread
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[Ingah]

Just like a car, i'd assume you'd get lessons to learn the controls and the rules of the road, and then go out and gain further experience by yourself

Regarding crashes, a visit to Hein Gericke or similar, and getting the right gear, will soon sort that element of biking out (providing you're sensible)

If you keep crashing, then imo you need more training. Failing that, stop biking as it's not for you.
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[Noxious89123]

Look at it this way; It's piss easy compared to flying a Helicopter!
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'06 Honda CBR125RW-6 ~ '00 Honda CBR600F-Y ~ '07 Honda CBR600RR-7 ~ Bikeless
'53 Ford Ka 1.3 ~ '03 Vauxhall Astra SRi 1.8 ~ '52 Vauxhall Astra SRi 2.2 ~ '53 Vauxhall Astra GSi

[Nai]

[Carl_steveo]

I strap two together like I'm in a car. It makes it soo much easier. Plus Chuck Norris has filled his Quota this year.
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[chillyman0]

i had a chat with Mr T, he put me right
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1996 gsf600n (sold)
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[kingsknight]

LOL just bored of the rubbish posts lately, thought id add my own
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[Frost]

The trick is to be as fast and violent with as many of the controls as you can simultaneously.

[Jayy]

I just close my eyes me and hope for the best.

[Alex A]

[tutton]

Just wheelie everywhere, then the chances of you crashing is 50% less because you have less wheels on the ground, this makes it much easier to corner and avoid potholes and the like such a fast turn in on one wheel!

Warning. this may not actually be true lol!
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Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30

[kingsknight]

you lot crack me up! thanks lads i needed a good laugh!
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[27cows]

In much the same way you ride a prim bird, only with less sense of achievement.
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[Frost]

Every second you spend on the roads you are in danger. The only way to limit this danger is to spend as little time on the roads as possible by going everywhere as fast as possible. True story.

[Pete.]

[Howling Terror]

[yen_powell]

[cloric_tzr]

just like a woman hard an fast making her scream.
sorry for the typically uggh uggh head comment. couldent resist
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My wifes so ugly, the only thing that goes down on her
Is the internet connection.

[ws4936]

This post reminds me of this.
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

[MonkeyKnuckle]

When I twist my wrist it goes vroom-vroom.
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