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PostPosted: 15:20 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Joke a day!!!! whats you're one? Reply with quote

Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of 2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Erm... questionable as the "humour" may be (yes, let's assume it's challenging the piss-taking of the unfortunate masses rather than piss-taking the unfortunate masses) - I think the spam rating is a bit unfair...?
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, if the oxfam/african orphan donations were the above... i'd donate Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
Erm... questionable as the "humour" may be (yes, let's assume it's challenging the piss-taking of the unfortunate masses rather than piss-taking the unfortunate masses) - I think the spam rating is a bit unfair...?



Aye, that.
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
Erm... questionable as the "humour" may be (yes, let's assume it's challenging the piss-taking of the unfortunate masses rather than piss-taking the unfortunate masses) - I think the spam rating is a bit unfair...?

Indeed, as I actually released my scroll at 'confusing', as I didn't get it. My laptop's scrollpad has a mind of its own.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Re: Joke a day!!!! whats you're one? Reply with quote

buzzbee wrote:
Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of 2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious! Very Happy


That jokes probably older than most African children live to.
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PostPosted: 07:15 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Re: Joke a day!!!! whats you're one? Reply with quote

The Original Muzza wrote:
buzzbee wrote:
Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of 2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious! Very Happy


That jokes probably older than most African children live to.


It should be 'Joke is'.

'Jokes' would be plural no?
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PostPosted: 08:03 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Re: Joke a day!!!! whats you're one? Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
The Original Muzza wrote:
That jokes probably older than most African children live to.


It should be 'Joke is'.

'Jokes' would be plural no?


He could use an apostrophe to signify the missing 'I'.

I think the worst mistake is in the title though.
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Re: Joke a day!!!! whats you're one? Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
I think the worst mistake is in the title though.

It''s quite obvious what has happened. Appalled by seeing four exclamation marks on the trot, the apostrophe has taken a few steps backwards, so it now finds itself in the middle of "your" rather than "what's".
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just been offered a new job by this bloke, 800 a week working for the brittle bone society.......



Snapped his fuckin hand off .
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A stick.
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's green and smells like paint?


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PostPosted: 12:04 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:32 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought a bag and a belt for the wife on her birthday, she didn't seem very happy about it, but at least the hoover's working properly now.



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PostPosted: 14:36 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two dyslexics in a car, one says "can you smell petrol?"

The other says "can I fuck, I can't even smell my own name".



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PostPosted: 15:39 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The motorbiker, he shouldn't have ridden through the kitchen




You're mums so fat when she fell down the stairs I thought eastenders had finished.
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been diagnosed with the big C.

That's right, I've got dyslexia.
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilson12345 wrote:
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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PostPosted: 16:23 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilson12345 wrote:
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, feminists can't change anything!


The correct answer is 4, 1 to do it and 3 to form a support group.
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodgydog wrote:
I was offered a new job the other day, 900 a week, and a company car.
Working for some bloke from the brittle bones society.

I snapped his fucking hand off.


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Just been offered a new job by this bloke, 800 a week working for the brittle bone society.......



Snapped his fuckin hand off .
A blatant copy from the other joke thread.
http://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=221868&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50

All he did was size it down a bit and change it from '900 a week' to '800 a week'. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 09 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stinger wrote:
dodgydog wrote:
I was offered a new job the other day, 900 a week, and a company car.
Working for some bloke from the brittle bones society.

I snapped his fucking hand off.


Dog
CaNsA wrote:
Just been offered a new job by this bloke, 800 a week working for the brittle bone society.......



Snapped his fuckin hand off .
A blatant copy from the other joke thread.
http://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=221868&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50

All he did was size it down a bit and change it from '900 a week' to '800 a week'. Laughing


Yeah, cos no one has heard that joke before, and every other joke in this thread is original... Rolling Eyes
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