Joke a day!!!! whats you're one?

[buzzbee]

Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of £2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!

[angryjonny]

Erm... questionable as the "humour" may be (yes, let's assume it's challenging the piss-taking of the unfortunate masses rather than piss-taking the unfortunate masses) - I think the spam rating is a bit unfair...?
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Don't you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!

[##Paddy##]

See, if the oxfam/african orphan donations were the above... i'd donate
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THE BODGE LIST and FULL GUIDE <--- Clicky | BCF BBQ 2013 | Clicky ---> 47HP RESTRICTION CERTIFICATE
Current ride : Yamaha R1 '01, Honda Varadero 125 '07, Skyteam Gorilla '06, Derbi GPR125 Nude '58

[Imonster]

[Paivi]

[The Original Muzza]

[Walloper]

[ms51ves3]

[angryjonny]

[CaNsA]

Just been offered a new job by this bloke, £800 a week working for the brittle bone society.......



Snapped his fuckin hand off .
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The Flounce List: Hoddie, U_W v2.0, CovDude
[CaNsA] yet again bluecb shows how much of a thick cunt he is, [BLUEX5] is he autistic? [Carvel] he is autistic.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, you're not special.

[supZ]

What's brown and sticky?






A stick.
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CBR954RR - Daily toy
CBR600RR - Trackbike

[Benson_JV]

What's green and smells like paint?


Green paint.
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Willson - "If you go out on that CBR600 in the winter, you're going to do more miles on your side than on your wheels."
Riding: CBR600FW
Previous Bikes: '96 Bandit 600, '96 GPz305

[angryjonny]

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?





There's twenty of them.
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Don't you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!

[dodgydog]

I bought a bag and a belt for the wife on her birthday, she didn't seem very happy about it, but at least the hoover's working properly now.



Dog
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant

[dodgydog]

Two dyslexics in a car, one says "can you smell petrol?"

The other says "can I fuck, I can't even smell my own name".



Dog
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant

[Wilson12345]

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"
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Seem to not have enough karma to post :l

[Wilson12345]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
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Seem to not have enough karma to post :l

[Wilson12345]

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?

One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.



What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the chain too long.
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Seem to not have enough karma to post :l

[hellbound]

If a Motorbiker runs over a woman who's fault is it?






The motorbiker, he shouldn't have ridden through the kitchen




You're mums so fat when she fell down the stairs I thought eastenders had finished.
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Bikes Honda c90 (gone to be modified) Suzuki GN250 (Spider santuary in garage) Kawasaki ZX6R

New sig needed...apply within

[Joe]

I've been diagnosed with the big C.

That's right, I've got dyslexia.
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2003 Yamaha XT600E
Morocco 2012 Ride Report
"You can't run a society by the lowest common denominator." - Philip Howard

[Minty]

[chris-red]

[BlueCB]

[Fairies attack]

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ewan,
Ewan who?

Make the small things count,
Teach a midget maths.

[swampy]