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PostPosted: 20:04 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Man vs Animal - fight to the death. Reply with quote

Just reminded myself in a comment in another thread of a discussion I had with some friends whilest inebriated a few months back. Basically we were wondering what the biggest or most aggressive animal we thought could be killed with bare hands was. To my bemusement one of my friends figured he could kill a cow by strangling it.

I'd like to change the scenario a little and propose a cage fighter instead of the average person. I've chosen a cage fighter as they are physically fit and strong, aggresive, and know how to use their body. Also the animal is the aggressor and is trying to kill the cage fighter for whatever reason.

So what do you think is the biggest or most aggressive animal the cage fighter would win against?

A goat? A bull terrier? Maybe a cow Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can kill a Blue Whale with my bare hands.

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PostPosted: 20:10 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

goat = easy just get ontop/behind it and snap its neck.

bull terrier would be a bastard because of natural aggression and teeth.

Cow would be almost impossible. I don't think it would be physically possible unless the cage fighter was a beast and the cow was small and dosile.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cage fighter verus a hamster Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always figured most aggressive animals would be easily defeated just by gouging their eyes out. Probably not as simple as it sounds in my head, but still, what exactly is a blind pit bull going to do? Even if it was intent on attacking.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

What sort of cage fighter?

http://www.alexreid.org.uk/lodpey/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Alex-Reid-Promo-Shot.jpg

I reckon a rabbit or something for this fella.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xjZBZBPBiiU/TkexI6HNrxI/AAAAAAAAC6Y/D8v9hdkVSb8/s1600/kimbo_slice.jpg

More like this guy.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:30 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

so we are talking bare hands?

kind of misses the point of being human, as our main advantage is being able to make use of heavy rocks or fashion the ultimate weapon, the pointy stick.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, which guy I didn't quite catch it? Razz
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimo slice hes sounds like a fuckin cake plus hes a bit shit

brock lesnar or mariuz pudzy them two are the size of a polar bear and hard as fuck
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Man vs Animal - fight to the death. Reply with quote

c_dug wrote:
So what do you think is the biggest or most aggressive animal the cage fighter would win against?


Ob-man-is-an-animal.

Biggest: Harley-bear.
Most aggressive: pedboi.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The animal I'd like to fight most would be a Great White Shark.

In the water, I reckon it'd have me pretty much everytime, get the bastard onto dry land and it'd be soup.

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PostPosted: 12:01 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Man vs Animal - fight to the death. Reply with quote

Unfortunately I can't find a copy of the original article without the spoilers, but, surely this calls for...
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

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PostPosted: 12:19 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

That fight to the death already happened, but its safe to assume he was no cage-fighter! http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3943549/Abattoir-worker-is-killed-by-dead-cow.html
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd wager that Fedor could have taken a large cow..

Perhaps a bear would be a more fair fight.
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Assuming cracked.com's sterling research teams *ahem* are correct, there's been quite a few interesting man vs beast battles (not all unarmed though).

http://www.cracked.com/article/93_the-7-most-badass-man-vs.-beast-showdowns/
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're all wrong... the thing that sets us apart from the animals is not our tool use... but rather, we know to always go for the genitals. Not many animals do that... except the frightfulful honey badger.

mistergixer wrote:
The animal I'd like to fight most would be a Great White Shark.

In the water, I reckon it'd have me pretty much everytime, get the bastard onto dry land and it'd be soup.

Twisted Evil


Under those caveats, I could blatantly have a silverback... in space... while I was wearing the space suit and he wasn't.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, a space suit has no power, so you're efforst would have no force, and the negative reaction would send you away from the punch hence pushing you further into space where you would also die.

Therefore - Draw....

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PostPosted: 14:34 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daimo wrote:

Therefore - Draw....

Laughing


I was going to adopt a 'rope-a-dope' tactic (ie avoid him) until he froze... then I'd only need to hit him once Wink
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bonny wrote:
I was going to adopt a 'rope-a-dope' tactic (ie avoid him) until he froze... then I'd only need to hit him once Wink


Rope-a-dope is not about 'avoidance', it's a case of letting the opponent tire themselves out by (ineffectually) hitting you.

Go watch the 'Rumble in the Jungle' - everyone expected Ali to dance around and avoid Foreman, when in fact he did the absolute opposite and invited Foreman to come and hit him until Foreman was exhausted and 'easy pickings'.
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
Bonny wrote:
I was going to adopt a 'rope-a-dope' tactic (ie avoid him) until he froze... then I'd only need to hit him once Wink


Rope-a-dope is not about 'avoidance', it's a case of letting the opponent tire themselves out by (ineffectually) hitting you.

Go watch the 'Rumble in the Jungle' - everyone expected Ali to dance around and avoid Foreman, when in fact he did the absolute opposite and invited Foreman to come and hit him until Foreman was exhausted and 'easy pickings'.


Ok, well, either way... the bitch is in space. He won't get to hit me many times Wink
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