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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: A warning to smartphone users in London.... Reply with quote
The next one of you who bumps into me because you're walking around with your head down, busily pissing around with your phone, will need to seek medical assistance in order to have your phone surgically removed from your rectal passage.
Ask them to do something with your broken fingers whilst you're there, also you might want to ask them to recommend a good dentist to replace your teeth that i kicked loose too.

Your cooperation is appreciated.
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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pains me to say this but I agree with you. Then again I remember when digital watches were invented and thought it was cool having a watch that beeped loudly every half hour.
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hellbound
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can I add that people how stop n the middle of the pavement to look in a shop window whilst I am just behind them will get a punch in the back of the head!
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garth
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Most people are generally cunts.

I might just start windmilling everywhere I walk.
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:
I might just start windmilling everywhere I walk.


Laughing Dear God...
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instigator
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellbound wrote:
Can I add that people how stop n the middle of the pavement to look in a shop window whilst I am just behind them will get a punch in the back of the head!


I find the best thing to do in such a situation is just exclaim "woaw!" quite loudly with flailing arms, as if it say you almost bumped into them because of their stupidity to stop in a busy place. Usually embarasses them. Thumbs Up Worked a few times today in Ferrari World.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellbound wrote:
Can I add that people how stop n the middle of the pavement to look in a shop window whilst I am just behind them will get a punch in the back of the head!


2 second rule applies on foot, too.
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Colin Edwards
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its the new wave of kindle readers that piss me off... Nightmare on the underground. You cant go round them so I go through them..

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ajbsmirnoff
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
garth wrote:
I might just start windmilling everywhere I walk.


Both arms, or just a one armed prolonged Pete Townsend impressions?
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Asharin
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Colin Edwards wrote:
Its the new wave of kindle readers that piss me off... Nightmare on the underground. You cant go round them so I go through them..

CE

What kind of twat reads a book/kindle while walking ffs? You can't read and concentrate on where you're going properly. That's even worse than fiddling with a smartphone :/
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Bomberman
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 13 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
##Paddy## wrote:
garth wrote:
I might just start windmilling everywhere I walk.


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Not sure I've ever seen meatspin round here... Laughing
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