Fun with a chavvy ped rider

stuartadair · Crazy Courier Joined: 15 Oct 2009 Karma :

Got to share this with you....

In Coventry today driving in my car when a chavvy idiot on a ped cut me up. How I missed his back wheel I dont know !! I hit the horn and as he rode off he put his hand out and called me a wanker.
Not rising to the bait I carried on my way, and found that he pulled into Tesco's car park where I was going. Now I know he could have pulled a knife or told me to f**k off, but it was too good a chance to miss so I went up to him.
Now, I'm 6ft 4 tall and 6ft 4 wide and he was about 4 stone soaking-wet so I towered over him and asked if he knew me ?
He said, "No"
I said, "Well I'm the wanker from the traffic lights!"
Well his face was a joy. He went bright red and started looking down at his feet so I had some fun and gave him a lecture about safe bike riding and not calling nice car drivers wankers. In the end he apologised. I thought he was going to cry Laughing

SamWise72 · Trackday Trickster Joined: 16 Sep 2012 Karma :

Nice one

I'll occasionally do that sort of thing too (similarly built to you).

I remember one time on my pedal bike, a couple of simian chavs at a set of lights start shouting "Oi, safety boy!" (I was wearing my bike helmet". I know that in these situations they're looking for a reaction; either a flare up, or a scared looking cyclist going red and staring at the ground pretending they're not there. Instead, I just stared straight at him, and wouldn't let my eyes drop. The bloke practically went mental! By the time the lights changed and I rode away I thought he was about to have a seizure from screaming at me trying to get a reaction.

stuartadair · Crazy Courier Joined: 15 Oct 2009 Karma :

There's certainly some idiots out there

RichieZX6R · Nearly there... Joined: 15 Jan 2009 Karma :

I had some young hoody type on a 'ped trying to keep up with me on the way home. He realised his mistake when i turned onto the NSL dual carriage way.. must have thought his little NRG 50 was the fastest thing on the road Rolling Eyes

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