A challenge

[Lord Percy]

Help my uncle out!

"arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh been aw fukin night scouring wee internet bike shops, ebay, the fukin works fir ,white or off white fork gaiters, 40mm at the top and 55 -60mm at the bottom, to fit ma fxr front end,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fuk fuk fukin fukkkkkkkkkk,,found footpegs gear change and grips just need these fukin gaiters pass the word around and help a senile ol cnut from going fukin bonkers,,,,"

Anybody know where he might be able to get what he's looking for?

Also, I know there are some spelling/grammar/punctuation pedants about, and to you, I say, he is from Glasgow and has written this perfectly.

[The Artist]

Translated

Fine evening sirs,
I have been searching various online marketplaces for a pair of white fork gaiters. 40mm ID at the top and 60mm ID at the base for an FXR. Bother bother bother, I have found many other accoutrements for my motor bicycle. Please let your friends know, if they have any I would be interested. I may be a bit past it and I am not of sound mind.

[st3v3]

How did OP get gold blobbage already?
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[Spudly]

[Ariel Badger]

They just give the things away nowadays.
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[Alpha-9]

Were the 3 posts about karma jealously really necessary?

Yes.
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Fzr-600 1999

[The Artist]

[Lord Percy]

Hah, totally off topic already, but I knew it was a long shot to post suc ha request.

Onto the gold blobbage - I don't even know what it means. By saying they're 'giving it away' these days... who are giving it away? Surely it's some kind of automated thing?