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PostPosted: 02:01 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:16 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:00 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon you should go undercover as your superhero alter ego 'Skywelder'.

After you've tracked down the crims, disable them with a throat punch or a throwing star (made from fish fingers).

Then simply drop off the crims at a local nick, before flying off on your majestic snowboard of power.

The cops will know who has dropped the crims off by your trademark chains which you've used to secure the baddies:

Cop #1: "These chains, they're so accurately made, only a computer could do this"

Cop#2: "No son, those chains are welded to a 4 thou tolerance. There's only one man who could do this. This is the hallmark of the Skywelder."

Cop#1 "Hey, this criminal mastermind has a slightly shit stained fish finger in his pocket. It has to have been him."

Cop#2: "Thank you Skywelder, wherever and whoever you are. Grimsby can sleep easy knowing that you're here to watch over us."

Now whilst the opening credits roll, I'd show a training sequence montage of you recovering from a broken back, doing some welding (upside down, of course), pounding a punchbag in a disused warehouse, throwing fish fingers into the bullseye of a target, and (of course) being fucked up the arse by a trannie.

Coming soon to a cinema near you, certificate 18.

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PostPosted: 08:19 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make sure you keep watching Dickensons real deal, im sure they will turn up on the show real soon!
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PostPosted: 08:37 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:36 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Start a darknet scan for the laptop's MAC fingerprint then do a reverse DNS lookup on the IP and use geomining and promiscuous mode wardriving to pinpoint the thief's address.

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PostPosted: 11:16 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are often small local shops that specialise in selling stamps, medals and other small collectables.

antiques shops / dealers and e-bay

I'm afraid, unless a medal is a particularly rare (VC for example) or has been inscribed it may be a hard task to prove ownership.

Good luck.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mistergixer you are a bastard. I have broken ribs and laughing does not help!
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me guess, did he have to yomp from goose green to stroud hill in the Falklands?

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PostPosted: 11:45 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Let me guess, did he have to yomp from goose green to stroud hill in the Falklands?

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I was injured during the Falkland war.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I was injured during the Falkland war.


So was I.

I tried to stand up by pulling on my high chair, but I wasn't very steady on my feet and I fell over and bumped my head.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Re: Where to sell medals Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
My mates aunts house got broken into tonight.
Her aunt is in Gambia for another 2weeks, so we don't really know what was taken but the laptop, some jewlery and here cousin's medals and cap (died not long ago).

Obviously the main thing she wants back is those. Anyone know places they can be sold. We have pretty much ruled out crapconverts because it is a pretty obvious place to go. And they easily recognisable.
So please help bcf. My mate is devasted right now. And free drinks at her pub have been put on who ever can get the stuff back.

Cheers.

*On my phone. Sorry for the poor spelling. Police have just gone. And about as much use a chocolate fire guard.


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PostPosted: 20:53 - 05 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang on - your mate is devastated because his aunt's cousin's medals have been lifted? Devastated? Really? And the best reward on offer is a free drink?
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Hang on - your mate is devastated because his aunt's cousin's medals have been lifted? Devastated? Really? And the best reward on offer is a free drink?

This is where I was going too. They called Warped in at the same time as the police? His mates aunt? I honestly can't think of any of my mates aunts I'd say hey to, let alone be called in by to sort out this evil world Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Hang on - your mate is devastated because his aunt's cousin's medals have been lifted? Devastated? Really? And the best reward on offer is a free drink?


Devastated seems to have a slightly different meaning in Warped World.

If you recall, he was 'devastated' that his best pal of ever broke his spine in a bike accident - so devastated, in fact, that he only went to see him twice during his stay in the hospital.

However, I believe his mate was discharged after a pretty brief stay, so perhaps he had the same sort of broken spine that Warped himself had - the kind that heals pretty quickly and leaves no lasting effect.

I rather naively believed that a broken spine was a relatively serious injury, thankfully Warped has shown me the error of my ways, and I now consider a broken spine to be in the same league of seriousness as a nasty cut, or a particularly bad cold.

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PostPosted: 04:51 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
Skudd wrote:
I was injured during the Falkland war.


So was I.

I tried to stand up by pulling on my high chair, but I wasn't very steady on my feet and I fell over and bumped my head.


I did my knee in skiing in Switzerland.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer Clapping

Please come to the BBQ, you have earnt a drink Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

##Paddy## wrote:
mistergixer Clapping

Please come to the BBQ, you have earnt a drink Laughing


That would involve a) leaving the house, and b) interacting with 'real' people.

Pale

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Tut Tut

Just stick the drink in the post.

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PostPosted: 13:55 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
That would involve a) leaving the house, and b) interacting with 'real' people.

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Don't be too harsh on Warped: as I recall his Bestmate was being a bit sad, so he was totally justified in abandoning him.
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
slightly shit stained fish finger in his pocket.


Classic!
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think maybe Warped 'found' some medals in the house of some old bloke who lives on his street, and invented this story to come up with a discreet way of working out where he can fence his stolen merch?
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rob Fzs wrote:
marks other account will surely confirm if any of this is true


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