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Yoyo Brolly Dolly
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TomGT Spanner Monkey
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mistergixer World Chat Champion
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I reckon you should go undercover as your superhero alter ego 'Skywelder'.
After you've tracked down the crims, disable them with a throat punch or a throwing star (made from fish fingers).
Then simply drop off the crims at a local nick, before flying off on your majestic snowboard of power.
The cops will know who has dropped the crims off by your trademark chains which you've used to secure the baddies:
Cop #1: "These chains, they're so accurately made, only a computer could do this"
Cop#2: "No son, those chains are welded to a 4 thou tolerance. There's only one man who could do this. This is the hallmark of the Skywelder."
Cop#1 "Hey, this criminal mastermind has a slightly shit stained fish finger in his pocket. It has to have been him."
Cop#2: "Thank you Skywelder, wherever and whoever you are. Grimsby can sleep easy knowing that you're here to watch over us."
Now whilst the opening credits roll, I'd show a training sequence montage of you recovering from a broken back, doing some welding (upside down, of course), pounding a punchbag in a disused warehouse, throwing fish fingers into the bullseye of a target, and (of course) being fucked up the arse by a trannie.
Coming soon to a cinema near you, certificate 18.
____________________ Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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robs321 Could Be A Chat Bot
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MarJay But it's British!
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Rogerborg nimbA
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Posted: 10:36 - 05 Feb 2013 Post subject: |
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Start a darknet scan for the laptop's MAC fingerprint then do a reverse DNS lookup on the IP and use geomining and promiscuous mode wardriving to pinpoint the thief's address.
See, when you live in a fantasy world, anything is possible. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Wonko The Sane World Chat Champion
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neatbik World Chat Champion
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MarJay But it's British!
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MarJay But it's British!
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Hang on - your mate is devastated because his aunt's cousin's medals have been lifted? Devastated? Really? And the best reward on offer is a free drink? ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5 |
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mistergixer World Chat Champion
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mistergixer
Please come to the BBQ, you have earnt a drink |
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he's just robbed someone and has'nt the brains to work out what they are worth, ____________________ nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS |
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lllN30lll World Chat Champion
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