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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rob Fzs wrote:
Mark's brother will surely confirm if any of this is true.

Punctuated for you.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im inclined to believe that his brother is suffering perpetual concussion from the constant face palming.
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The reason his mate got over his broken back so quick was because warped welded it back together didn't he Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 07 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try your local car boot sales or dodgy secondhand shops.

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PostPosted: 05:34 - 07 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
First of all sorry for slow reply, as said when I made this thread I was on my phone, and only just got home tonight.

From what we can gather, her (Miss B). Has found her cousin's medal's missing from her tour of duty in Iraq, laptop from the front room, then when going into her aunts room, she has found all her mum's and cousins jewellery has gone too.

Miss B is absolutely gutted since it it was her mums and cousins wedding rings and jewellery.

Yesterday she was worried about leaving the house incase it happened again, but today she braved work, with me sat in the corner near the bar incase of trouble and her dad sat in the house.

Her aunt and Uncle still know nothing about it. And won't until sat when they come back off holiday.


No they are not because it didn't happen.
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 07 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi, give him some credit for committing to these characters and fleshing out their backstory. I'm beginning to feel some investment in this episode!
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 07 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if the Aunt doesn't know about it yet, they might be a bit more pissed off at the free drinks being given away at their pub.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 07 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Oi, give him some credit for committing to these characters and fleshing out their backstory. I'm beginning to feel some investment in this episode!


Yes, it's almost like it's actually happening, and almost as if they are really real people.

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PostPosted: 00:30 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
Oi, give him some credit for committing to these characters and fleshing out their backstory. I'm beginning to feel some investment in this episode!


Yes, it's almost like it's actually happening, and almost as if they are really real people.

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Indeed, I could almost imagine the smell of stale beer, the roaring open fire and the cheap perfume of an over made up and once fit, but now past her prime, barmaid.

Hark, over the gentle hubbub of conversation about things northern men talk about, I can hear the gentle rattle of the fruit machine disgorging a disappointingly small win that did not cover the cost of the original stake. Somewhere in the public bar the gentle click of two pool balls caressing each other before the red drops with a thud and a rumble into the middle pocket.

And there, in the corner, alone on a stool is our benevolent narrator. He has no need to join in the conversation for he knows that his presence there is enough to ensure that the patrons of this hostelry are safe, protected and well.

Every now and again he catches the eye of one of the taverners, and reciveves a slightly thankful and bashful half nod...

And all is well in the world.
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have great expectations for the denouement of this tale.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
mistergixer wrote:
That would involve a) leaving the house, and b) interacting with 'real' people.

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PostPosted: 13:26 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:


Yesterday she was worried about leaving the house incase it happened again


Kinda doubtful they've already robbed anything worth robbing, what would they be coming back for, the bed linen?

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but today she braved work, with me sat in the corner near the bar incase of trouble


You mean if they track her down to her place of work and come for the drip trays?

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PostPosted: 14:00 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
it was her mums and cousins wedding rings.


Is everyone inbred in Grimsby?
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
Is everyone inbred in Grimsby?
Shaun seems nice enough; I'm guessing that he's the family throwback towards genetic diversity.
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Swampy what an eloquent picture you paint, I was whisked away by my imagination to this quaint public house you present to us. Then moving on I spat my coffee at the monty python mint scene which popped into my head thereafter.
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobody cares.
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 08 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobody cares.


I need a break, I read that in the voice of Paul Robeson.
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