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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: And it all kicked off..... Reply with quote

@4am and woke me up.

Next door arrived home from where ever.
Screaming and shouting.
"Dirty fat shagging bastard"
"Fucking slut"
"Ya left me with no ciggies, no weed and no money ya cunt"
Then he ran out the house and up the street.

I went back to sleep.

@5:30am it all kicked off again with the sound of broken glass and a door getting booted in.
It was properly kicking off.
The dirty fat shagging bastard was going ballistic. Threatening to kill the fucking slut.
Another window was smashed.

My missus phoned 999, I looked out the window.

There was the lad standing in the middle of the street with a kitchen knife and the girl shouting "ya stabbed me ya cunt"

I heard what sounded like the knife getting chucked up the street.

The po-po turned up and the copper bounced out of the car and straight upto the lad.

As the lad was chucked in the back of the car the copper said "criminal damage and assault"
Chuck the fact that he is out on parole into the mix and it looks like he wont be coming home for a while.

4 police cars and an amberlamps.

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Addition.
Other common insults that they throw at each other are:-

Ya fuckin raaaat!
Ya give ya boss a blowie
Ya call yourself a woman, ya dont even see ya daughter

And the most recent one, which the missus and I aint sure if it's an actual insult or not is.....

You're the love of me life ya fucking slag
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

What lovely place in England are you from?
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where am I from - Luton
Where do I live - North Liverpool.

This sorta shit never happened in my old place in South Liverpool Sad
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to talk a wild stab Wink

Manchester or Liverpool?
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can sympathise. The milkman didn't leave the four pints on the doorstep in perfect symmetrical order this morning, and to top it off a car alarm went off for thirty seconds this morning due to an electrical fault.

Bang goes the neighbourhood here Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats why I like living away from other people.
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like my old neighbours are now yours....lol I feel for you i really do. I hope my old next door neighbour gets aids and dies a horrible death. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grasser.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Groove wrote:
What lovely place in England are you from?


I Was going to say he isnt in england, he is in Mamelodi.

Why didnt he do a pistorius and put a few rounds through the door? a bit of shouting, 4 shots, then peace and quiet and people can sleep. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gah! I hate losing sleep... poor you. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where the fuck do you live? Next door to warped?
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like where I used to live in Blackpool, but it was me phoning the police, my ex getting carted off in police car & me in the ambulance.
Oh how I miss those fun filled days .........not !
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Where the fuck do you live? Next door to warped?


unfortunatly it is all too common to have idiots as neighbours...
Fcukin W@~kers that they are ...

you have my commiserations CaNsA
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, she'll be single for a while and she swallows the pork sword - get in! Thumbs UpVery HappyThumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Re: And it all kicked off..... Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
looks like he wont be coming home for a while


Normal sleep restored. Thumbs Up

Whereabouts in Luton are you from fella?
You should move back here mate, its a much quieter life. Wink
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ CaNsA,
It's exactly that kind of "social interaction" that prompted me to move away from living in the South Wales valleys
Some may think that living on the outskirts of a city isn't much of an improvement, but ther area where we're living at tthe moment is really quiet - just the way I wanted
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The magistrates court I used to work at, we had a regular couple who used to be in every couple of months. Always on charges of assault, always one of them assaulting the other, but both of them would be injured in some manner.

The last I saw of them before the court was closed down, they had got in a raging argument (again) and started waving kitchen implements at each other. The guy had a pan, she had a kitchen knife. She stabbed him, he belted her but she was closest to the phone, grabbed it and ran around the yard while dialing 999. The coppers came and arrested him, he got three months.

Still, the time before, he got to the phone first and she went down for 6 weeks.

Hard to understand how relationships like that function.
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

inksmithy wrote:
Hard to understand how relationships like that function.


Maybe it's because mentally its a lot harder to work for an agreeable relationship.
Its very easy and requires very little intelligence or imagination to get pissed up and kick fuck of each other all the time.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Re: And it all kicked off..... Reply with quote

qb78 wrote:
Whereabouts in Luton are you from fella?
You should move back here mate, its a much quieter life

Yeah, right:-
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

inksmithy wrote:
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Hard to understand how relationships like that function.


Wait, this isn't how relationships work? Maybe that's where I'm going wrong... Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
qb78 wrote:
Whereabouts in Luton are you from fella?
You should move back here mate, its a much quieter life

Yeah, right:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ygCc9qlWM
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That doesn't represent the vast majority of the population of Luton.
Most here just want to get along with each other.
You'll probably find that these protests are organised and attended by outsiders hoping to spark off some race war that just isn't going to happen.
Although having said that, we do have some local EDL members. Laughing Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

qb78 wrote:

That doesn't represent the vast majority of the population of Luton.
Most here just want to get along with each other.
You'll probably find that these protests are organised and attended by outsiders hoping to spark off some race war that just isn't going to happen.
Although having said that, we do have some local EDL members. Laughing Rolling Eyes

I hardly live in a 'nice' area of Luton, in fact just a 10 minute walk to Hockwell Ring, but my street sees no trouble, the neighbours are good people, so not too bad really. I still think the place sucks though!
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

qb78 wrote:
That doesn't represent the vast majority of the population of Luton.
Most here just want to get along with each other.

The same goes for Liverpool.

Born in the L&D hozzie, moved away when i was 5, moved back when i was 13.
I used to leave in Leagrave, near Birdsfoot.
TBH I'm glad I moved away mate.
The amount of ego I encountered was too much for me to handle.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Born in the L&D hozzie


Same as. Thumbs Up

CaNsA wrote:
I used to leave in Leagrave, near Birdsfoot.


I know it well, we lived in Limbury.

CaNsA wrote:
TBH I'm glad I moved away mate.
The amount of ego I encountered was too much for me to handle.


That's a shame, can't say I had the same experience.


Tungtvann wrote:
I hardly live in a 'nice' area of Luton, in fact just a 10 minute walk to Hockwell Ring, but my street sees no trouble, the neighbours are good people, so not too bad really. I still think the place sucks though!


The thing is, Luton is surrounded with places like Hitchin, Letchworth, Harpenden and nice little villages which are 10mins away out in the country.
Its very easy to look at these places and say Luton's a dump.
I feel quite lucky to live here tbh as there are quite a few places I can think of which are a lot less attractive.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 24 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so glad I live in the south.
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