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Lord Percy
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PostPosted: 04:52 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:
Right bit of a dilemma...

I'm staying at my 'friends'...I've been here since Thursday, possibly going home Sunday as I've possibly got work Monday morning, but coming back up Monday evening...before going away for a couple of days in a hotel.

I've got a MASSIVE phobia of going for shits in any other toilets other than mine at home...

I REALLY need a poo...I'm being left home alone while she goes to a kids party in the morning so have a couple of hours to myself...

How the hell do I get over my phobia? I live too far away to go home (hour or so) and get back in time before picking her up...

HELP!

Properly shouldn't go online when I've had a bit to drink...


I was in India doing the voluntourism thing and took a shit in a wooden hut thing made of twigs where there was just a wall between me and another guy. We both knew we were next to each other shitting. We made explosive farty noises and finally the other guy made conversation about some random subject. We talked while exploding some more and then one of us finished before the other and that was that. Public shitting isn't that bad really. It's not like you're abnormal for having a digestive system.
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PostPosted: 04:55 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
she drank four pints of 8% beer (every time the waitress came and asked if we wanted another round, she said yes and didn’t change what she was drinking) and then complained about being drunk.


When I'm nervous I drink my way through it. As long as I'm 'doing something' I feel a little less insecure, like the fact that I'm drinking means that I don't feel awkward about any silences, because at least I still have a drink to sip at, so at least I can have that action on my mind so I don't feel like a total antisocial type.

Maybe she's the same? Bask in her nervousness, it means she likes you.
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Percy wrote:
JFK wrote:
Right bit of a dilemma...

I'm staying at my 'friends'...I've been here since Thursday, possibly going home Sunday as I've possibly got work Monday morning, but coming back up Monday evening...before going away for a couple of days in a hotel.

I've got a MASSIVE phobia of going for shits in any other toilets other than mine at home...

I REALLY need a poo...I'm being left home alone while she goes to a kids party in the morning so have a couple of hours to myself...

How the hell do I get over my phobia? I live too far away to go home (hour or so) and get back in time before picking her up...

HELP!

Properly shouldn't go online when I've had a bit to drink...


I was in India doing the voluntourism thing and took a shit in a wooden hut thing made of twigs where there was just a wall between me and another guy. We both knew we were next to each other shitting. We made explosive farty noises and finally the other guy made conversation about some random subject. We talked while exploding some more and then one of us finished before the other and that was that. Public shitting isn't that bad really. It's not like you're abnormal for having a digestive system.


I know its a stupid phobia to have, but I've only ever in the last 10 years used the toilet once that wasn't mine...

Until today...I've gone and fucking blocked it as well! Luckily I've got two hours to sort it out...*finds a coat hanger*
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:
I know its a stupid phobia to have, but I've only ever in the last 10 years used the toilet once that wasn't mine...

Until today...I've gone and fucking blocked it as well! Luckily I've got two hours to sort it out...*finds a coat hanger*


Arrow Get a black sack/big carrier bag and a mop.

Arrow Put head of mop into the sack.

Arrow Ram the assembly down the toilet bowl repeatedly until the blockage clears.

Arrow Shag girlfriend.
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

neil. wrote:
JFK wrote:
I know its a stupid phobia to have, but I've only ever in the last 10 years used the toilet once that wasn't mine...

Until today...I've gone and fucking blocked it as well! Luckily I've got two hours to sort it out...*finds a coat hanger*


Arrow Get a black sack/big carrier bag and a mop.

Arrow Put head of mop into the sack.

Arrow Ram the assembly down the toilet bowl repeatedly until the blockage clears.

Arrow Wash hands

Arrow Shag girlfriend.


Added some pretty crucial advice if he wants to reach the last step Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Percy wrote:
When I'm nervous I drink my way through it. As long as I'm 'doing something' I feel a little less insecure, like the fact that I'm drinking means that I don't feel awkward about any silences, because at least I still have a drink to sip at, so at least I can have that action on my mind so I don't feel like a total antisocial type.

Maybe she's the same? Bask in her nervousness, it means she likes you.


The whole thing is interesting. As I said, she's an even bigger geek and introvert than I am. I am very nervous and shy around new people, but if I find we have common topics to discuss I tend to relax quickly. This hasn't happened yet for her. I think she thinks I'm out of her league, and so all demonstrations of affection have to be initiated by me. Arm around her, holding hands, a kiss, I have to make the move but then it's like the switch has been flipped and it's okay for her (from her perspective) to reciprocate with all the pent up energy she has.

It just makes for an awkward nervousness that I am beginning to sense more of. Wanting to go further again on Thursday night but again needing me to make the move. Openly admitting she has a crush (what are we, 10?) on me via text.

Last night I was on my way home and felt bored and so texted her to see if she felt like maybe picking up where we left off on Thursday, now that we didn't have to worry about going to work tomorrow. She said yes, she felt like doing something but was too tired to get in her car and drive over. To be fair, it was 10:30pm, but I think she's kicking herself for overdoing the booze on Thursday because she apologized or rebuffed herself several times for it.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just signed up for this, will give it a whirl, any tips on what to put/not put on my profile and also what sort of things to send in messages? Thanks
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be of absolutely no assistance to you there seeing as I failed so hard on that website.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
I'd be of absolutely no assistance to you there seeing as I failed so hard on that website.


I've filled everything in but the headline.........what the hell could you put without looking a tit Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathandennison wrote:
Just signed up for this, will give it a whirl, any tips on what to put/not put on my profile and also what sort of things to send in messages? Thanks


No matter what you do, it won't work.
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathandennison wrote:
Tungtvann wrote:
I'd be of absolutely no assistance to you there seeing as I failed so hard on that website.


I've filled everything in but the headline.........what the hell could you put without looking a tit Shocked

I think I had something pretty boring like 'show us your tits'. I didn't get many messages.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was on POF my headline was, "Mr Left", to make up for all the girls whose profiles said "Looking for Mr Right".

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PostPosted: 19:11 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anybody willing to post a first message they usually send that isn't cheesy or awkward? After long I'll probably end up slagging off the site and agreeing with everyone else on here Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, how are you this morning/afternoon/evening? Have you had a nice week(end) so far?

JFK
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Needless to say, I didn't get many replies!
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually either comment or ask a question about something in their profile... if nothing jumps out, I just ask if they are having a good week so far and what they're looking forward to on the weekend.

I likewise get no responses, even from women who have viewed me and clicked the "want to meet" option on whichever site it is, or that I have a high level of compatibility/shared interests with.

Only if they message you first do you seem to stand much chance, in my experience.

I enjoy sending someone a nice, personalised message and seeing "StupidFuckingCow78 viewed your profile" a few moments later... and then nothing else. I can almost hear the snorts of derision when they see the likes of me *dared* speak to them!
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going for a kiss in a bit! It appears to be the right moment...we shall see how it goes...

Well it didn't go too badly...however I'm still on the sofa...

Friend zoned again I think Sad.

Back on POF tomorrow!
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has this actually worked for anyone Laughing all that has happened so far with a couple that have replied is hardly any words in the reply yet they still reply Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathandennison wrote:
Has this actually worked for anyone Laughing all that has happened so far with a couple that have replied is hardly any words in the reply yet they still reply Rolling Eyes

Yeah, it's like extracting blood from a stone with some girls on there. When I start getting short replies, I just take it that they're not really interested and move on. You will (might) eventually get talking to someone who actually puts effort into replying and shows some interest. Don't get stuck sending endless messages though, they'll lose interest when you don't ask them out.

Of course, every girl is different, some want dozens of messages and ages of talking before you try and ask them out. Others will give you their number after a few and expect to be asked out soon. That's up to you to work out.

I have actually met some really nice girls on there, a couple ended up being girlfriends who I saw for a number of months. Last girl I dated was in December, but I kind of lost interest. Haven't been out with anyone since and deleted my account a month or so ago.

Keep at it, it can work, but it certainly takes a bit of effort, a lot of disappointment and a lot of hope, haha!
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathandennison wrote:
Has this actually worked for anyone Laughing all that has happened so far with a couple that have replied is hardly any words in the reply yet they still reply Rolling Eyes


I've been online dating for a year and I'm only seeing results now.

Odds are very similar to playing the lottery it seems. I'm doing a third date with a girl that seems really into me, and I'm also going out with a girl through tinder on Monday Laughing Pretty happy with this new phone!

Just hope my job search doesn't take another year to yield results, failed the two (second round) interviews I had this week Evil or Very Mad I've been taking it out on the innocent girls of OKcupid so far

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PostPosted: 00:44 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=71635715

"My most recent ex, as you would call it, was a keen motorcyclist, so any hunks out there with a motorcyclist, you do have the upper hand wink wink Smile"

Might be of some interest to someone, haha
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PostPosted: 00:49 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too bad that's a fake profile. Those pictures are of a porn star called Juelz Ventura.
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
Too bad that's a fake profile. Those pictures are of a porn star called Juelz Ventura.
BCF's very own 'Catfish' movie on the cards Thinking
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PostPosted: 03:30 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually managed to meet someone not bat shit.

Quite a bit more academic than I, studying to be an English teacher... my fantasies may come true after all :hornybugger:.
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PostPosted: 06:33 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:
Going for a kiss in a bit! It appears to be the right moment...we shall see how it goes...

Well it didn't go too badly...however I'm still on the sofa...

Friend zoned again I think Sad.

Back on POF tomorrow!


Er? You went in for a kiss and it 'didn't go too badly' but you're friendzoned? Only in exceptional circumstances does the friendzone include snogs, so which is it?
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PostPosted: 07:02 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saltire wrote:

Quite a bit more academic than I, studying to be an English teacher... my fantasies may come true after all :hornybugger:.


surely that would be someone teaching Gaelic?
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