Plenty of Fish?

[whitmorereans]

I've received a second message from someone whose images are available on request only. Whaddya think? Worth a gamble?

[metalangel]

[Rogue_Shadow]

I'm trying my luck & I'm back on POF.
Instantly remember the problems I had with it last time.

So far I've sent 8 messages to girls, taking the time to read the profile and send a message based on their interests & talk a little bit about myself. Break the ice sort of thing.
No simple ... "Hi" or "waazzzuup"

Not a single reply
I think I'm winning this dating malarkey.
Would love to see the stats for messages sent by women compared to men. It feels like woman just make a profile then filter through hordes of messages the receive , because why else would they be online almost every day.
At this point, even a message back saying No would do me.

[Tungtvann]

Sucks, doesn't it.

Re: not showing images by default, there can be a number of reasons for this. Possible sensitive job, or maybe they want to be able to browse without a thousand cock pics every day. My ex I met off POF last year did this, and she was very attractive.

Ask her straight away for a pic.

[whitmorereans]

Pics it is, although her profile states 'height: <5 feet' so she better be a hot dwarf.

[metalangel]

[petalbriefs]

[unitynotsocri...]

I keep checking this post,,,,and am so ashamed I started it , it has more pages than

Last post wins..........is net dating more complicated than human reaction and shock/visual trauma???
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[MC]

This threads like most relationships, was a lot of fun at the beginning but then got awfully serious...
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[Rogue_Shadow]

[MC]

First 15 pages or so had me laughing so hard it started to hurt, a tough standard to keep up

JFK where are you!
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[J0Al1]

Oh go on . . . and tell us.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

"Hi it's me again any chance of a booty call? No - oh well. Worth a try".
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Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[CG Sam]

Blisters on my hands are getting bad again, is it worth me signing up?
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[metalangel]

My date for tomorrow night is now on Saturday. This is either really good (no need to go to bed early because of work the next day) or bad (it will keep getting delayed, and when was she planning on telling me?) Stupid paranoid me is now seeing this as the beginning of the end.

This girl is the textbook example of the effect of a good photo.

Likewise. Look at the first two. Then the second two.

No way is she 29.

She was on Dragon's Den!
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[Tungtvann]

Have faith! Things will go awesomely.

[petalbriefs]

[Rogue_Shadow]

[metalangel]

I know, I'm my own worst enemy sometimes.

I need reassurance or at least contact from people to feel secure with them. I wonder about AvPD since I meet a lot of the criteria...
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[Commuter_Tim]

This thread is funny, seeing someone else as neurotic as me makes a change.

AvPD eh? Doctors really do have a name for everything these days.
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[metalangel]

Adventures in friendzone

1. You become attracted to a woman.
2. You are friendly to that woman in the hopes she will show you her vagina.
3. She mistakes your friendliness for friendliness and befriends you, neglecting to show you her vagina.
4. You act like a butthurt little asswipe, forever placing yourself firmly outside of the circle on the Venn diagram of dudes she will ever show her vagina to.
5. You complain about it on the internet, and 1000 other maladjusted bro-dudes go, “I know that feel,” and you are validated in your misogyny.

So, what’s wrong? You’re a nice guy, right? Why aren’t theses Stupid Whores showing you their vaginas? Probably because you’re too nice. You should be a douche bag like that guy she dated who had interests besides pretending to be her friend while simultaneously trying to eye-laser her pants off. Well, good news: you ARE a douche bag!

Consider something for me. Imagine that I, an incredibly good-looking, nice, eligible man, was walking into a shop ahead of you. As I reach the door I stop to look behind me, and I see you there only a few paces away. So I wait and hold the door. Maybe you say something like, “Thanks, bro. That was really nice.”

To which I respond, “Yeah, it was. Now you know what you have to do, right?” And I take my dick out.
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[petalbriefs]

Hahahahahahaha!!
Laughed so hard at this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So funny and so true!!
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[metalangel]

This chickie has just sent me the usual "hey there".

What the hell does she actually want? Her intent is "casual dating/no commitment", her intended duration is "long term" and she has actually written "friends" in her profile twice.

Gaaaaah. Maybe she's going to do a stunning reversal of the above?
"It was great making friends with you!"
"Yes, it was," and then she takes her vagina out.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt