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Tarmacsurfer
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Female LARPer and still single? That's a warning sign. So many single males in that particular hobby that she's got her pick of a huge range of desperate men. This would lead me to believe that she's either carrying enough baggage to crash an airline carousel or has an insanely picky attitude to what you will be.

And as to her comment about having many platonic male friends, if they're anything like LARP scene in the UK then they really, really don't want to be platonic Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

That might explain the rather vigorous and stringent set of requirements she has - she has her pick of the litter. I'm going to wager there's some pretty decent guys among the LARPers too.

She has it allll figured out...
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there any need for it to be so laid out and planned? Whatever happened to just going with the flow?
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
Whatever happened to just going with the flow?


Women happened.
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

She seems pretty full of herself for someone less than attractive and a bit chubby.

Pick of the litter lol, have you seen any real live action role play guys?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6050314496/h973E1BFD/
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my experience even in fairly nerdy pursuits there will be a fair few attractive guys who also happen to enjoy the activity - I've been to a few MMO meets and it's definitely more true of guys than girls.

I suppose some of her "platonic male" entourage are the more stereotypical sweating neckbeards/fedora crowd that she strings along for amusement and favours, and her actual boyfriend would need to be cool with her flirting to keep their attention.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpha-9 wrote:
She seems pretty full of herself for someone less than attractive and a bit chubby.

Pick of the litter lol, have you seen any real live action role play guys?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6050314496/h973E1BFD/


The only live action role play I've seen that is remotely acceptable is the RealStalker folks in russia.

Going innawoods with your buddies with your airsoft gear, driving around old soviet armored vehicles, making real life stalker camps where you play guitar and drink vodka.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:

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Nice one. Now you know on your next date to fucking go for it.

"Come over for dinner on Monday"
Thinking

Hmm. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 02 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:

"Come over for dinner on Monday"
Thinking

Hmm. Very Happy


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PostPosted: 07:35 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
This girl seems like she'd be a good match for me... but dear god list after list after list, and her carefully structured date plan/expectations at the end?

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59125515


She seems unbearable. I haven't looked at anything on POF for quite a long time now and her profile has pretty much guaranteed I'll never go back to that website. She reminds me of everything that is bad about it.
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
This girl seems like she'd be a good match for me... but dear god list after list after list, and her carefully structured date plan/expectations at the end?
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59125515

Deeply unattractive person. Physically I wouldn't look at her once, let alone twice. And she looks a lot older than 29 to me. But more importantly - dat sense of entitlement! Rolling Eyes Why would anybody put up with a weepy, needy procrastinating princess who thinks she deserves everything? Feminists would doubtless excoriate a man who took the same approach.

But it's the US. Standards are low. I guess she does it because she gets plenty of attention.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=Z_3KVpWTMePU8gez8JKwDw&gws_rd=ssl

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PostPosted: 13:26 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not saying she has a tumblr........



....but she has a tumblr Laughing

I don't know if it's just too much time spent on pol or what, but I find it all too easy to recognise the tumblrfags from their style of writing almost immediately.
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikertomm wrote:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=71713961

Smile


"I let you decided"

It OK, I has decided.

(yeah that's right, taking the high road and not making a fat joke)

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PostPosted: 17:53 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikertomm wrote:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=71713961

Smile

She'd be attractive if she was slim. As is...
https://media.giphy.com/media/8mZK9do4ZvxQc/giphy.gif
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

slowlydoesit wrote:

Deeply unattractive person. Physically I wouldn't look at her once, let alone twice. And she looks a lot older than 29 to me. But more importantly - dat sense of entitlement! Rolling Eyes Why would anybody put up with a weepy, needy procrastinating princess who thinks she deserves everything? Feminists would doubtless excoriate a man who took the same approach.

But it's the US. Standards are low. I guess she does it because she gets plenty of attention.


Err, it's Canada Smile

Anyway, karma for use of the word 'excoriate'. I don't know which definition you meant to apply but it seems that either might be the case Smile

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PostPosted: 21:09 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete. wrote:
slowlydoesit wrote:
But it's the US. Standards are low. I guess she does it because she gets plenty of attention.

Err, it's Canada Smile

Ah, well, North America, whatever. They all look the same to me. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikertomm wrote:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=71713961

Smile

At least she's actually listed her body type as 'fat fuck' instead of average as most overweight women so.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 03 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or 'a few extra pounds' meaning weighing more than twice what you should.

This one sent me a message a week or two ago:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=34405135

Er... no. However, she mentioned finding me on the Chemistry page which I'd never bothered with before, figuring it was yet more of those extremely tedious tests that POF wants you to do. But no! It's full of some cute ones, some slightly insecure ones (do you really want to say 'pick me if you value brains over looks??), and even a girl with a 'motorscycle' which might be code for 'Ninja 250'. NONE IN NEED OF HARPOONING which is a nice change.

Then you have the likes of her who seemingly does everything ever - from refurbishing sailboats to shooting things with guns to wanting long sex sessions twice a day... and writing more profile than anyone would ever want to read because what the hell will be left to talk about when you meet her?
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 08 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks to POF I once slept with a bird with three nipples. One for the grandkids, that.
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 08 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

My ex (not from POF), but thought I'd mention, had inverted nipples. It was a total turn off for anything related to the boobies.

Women need nipples, otherwise boobs don't work, IMO.

Is that weird to have to stipulate that?! Confused



Apologies to any female BCF'rs with inverted nipples

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PostPosted: 13:32 - 08 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedPanda wrote:
Thanks to POF I once slept with a bird with three nipples. One for the grandkids, that.


Bit weird; having the grandkids hanging off the third nip while you're busy with the other two.

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PostPosted: 13:55 - 08 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doovy wrote:
My ex (not from POF), but thought I'd mention, had inverted nipples. It was a total turn off for anything related to the boobies.

Women need nipples, otherwise boobs don't work, IMO.

Is that weird to have to stipulate that?! Confused



Apologies to any female BCF'rs with inverted nipples


Gotta say, I disagree. I had an ex with innies, and I saw it as a challenge Smile - she had previously had them pierced as well, so they were always outies.
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 08 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

CBFcarl wrote:
she had previously had them pierced as well, so they were always outies.


That's classed as cheating.
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