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petalbriefs
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 01 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you should just be honest, whats the point in meeting someone, falling in love and then finding that she really wants kids and you dont.

I would put undecided myself, as I have never really experienced a rush of maternal instinct or desire, thats not to say however, that being with the right person, might make me feel like that.

If you know 100% you couldnt/wouldnt do it, you should just be honest and up front (imo)
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 01 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really don't want any, and my profiles all say as much.

I'm sure women view me and are interested until they see that, and I'm fine with that happening. After all, I look at their profiles and kids is the first thing I check before spending any more time reading.

I am concerned that some put "family oriented" in their bio - but "undecided" for kids. Is family oriented meaning wanting to start one yourself, or just enjoying the company of your existing one?
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 01 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd understand it as; existing one.
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 01 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

This just happened, and I'm very suspicious.

https://i.imgur.com/1BZ3tsE.jpg

I'm being watched... Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 02 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You asked to go for a drink and she gave you her number? I'm missing something?
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PostPosted: 02:51 - 02 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
You asked to go for a drink and she gave you her number? I'm missing something?


His ego and paranoia?
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Sun Wukong
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PostPosted: 02:52 - 02 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

And is there still an orderly queue I can go stand in for a date with Petal-briefs Wub
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 02 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sun Wukong wrote:
And is there still an orderly queue I can go stand in for a date with Petal-briefs Wub


Just turn up at her door with some flowers from the local crematorium, a tub of Viagra and a bottle of lambrini with added GHB.
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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 02 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
You asked to go for a drink and she gave you her number? I'm missing something?


And then carried on talking on the site he suggested abandoning Very Happy
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PostPosted: 03:28 - 03 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
Putting your penis inside her will only make things worse. Trust me on that one.

As for me, I binned off the girl I've been seeing. She was a lovely girl, but after 2 months there just wasn't that excitement for me. Better I do it sooner rather than a few more months down the line.

On to the next one...stay tuned!


Should have read this before I went round today...

Four hours of non stop sex pretty much. Swear we had more goes than I did in the last four months with my ex...

Glad I got 144 condoms for £20 over the weekend...
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metalangel
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PostPosted: 03:55 - 03 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

-LG- wrote:

Should have read this before I went round today...

Four hours of non stop sex pretty much. Swear we had more goes than I did in the last four months with my ex...

Glad I got 144 condoms for £20 over the weekend...


Good for you, I guess. I hope she doesn't go more mental.

I also wonder about the majesty of the JFK and what it is about him that bitches can't resist.
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Tungtvann
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 03 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking it's more akin to the guys on the Jeremy Kyle show who claim they're shagging about 200 girls from the estate, and when you see a couple of them, you actually believe them.
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petalbriefs
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 03 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:
And is there still an orderly queue I can go stand in for a date with Petal-briefs Wub


Just turn up at her door with some flowers from the local crematorium, a tub of Viagra and a bottle of lambrini with added GHB.


Lambrini?!
I do have some standards!!
Chardonnay at the very least! Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 03 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I joined POF after breaking up with my last ex mainly just to make a few friends with out benefits
I put on my profile that if I wanted a shag I go find some slag in a night club.

any way long story short I made a few friends and i meet some one as well and so far so good.
I have recommended it to some of my mates
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PostPosted: 04:18 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/image_329.jpg

Still swiped right like a bawwws.
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got talking to a really nice girl on tinder, and now have a date for Friday!
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PostPosted: 02:53 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a nice girl at work who apparently noted me... at the works do last month she commented to the effect that I was 'memorable'. Two well meaning idiots tried investigate and incorrectly reported she had a boyfriend so I left well enough alone.

Fast forward to yesterday and the Christmas party, and she basically wants to hang around with the two misanthropes (the mailroom guy and I) because she doesn't know anyone else. He's taken, but the previous mailroom guy turned up to the last party and decided to go for it and get her digits. She hasn't responded to his email and asked us about him. New mailroom guy just confirmed her fears - that yes, he does love with his mother in a shitty commuter town at the age of 37, and yes, he is a Jehovah's Witness.

His loss is my potential gain. We'll see. We chattered away quite a bit but she just got even more boisterous with more wine and the general nature of the night meant no opportunities for a private chat, even on the way home another girl took the streetcar with us so that was that.

POF fun:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77698517

You just want a casual fun semi-relationship? WHY SO MUCH TEXT THEN?

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=84574297

Japanese cutie, I should go all Hetzer on her.

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=21563878

Something has to be INCREDIBLY wrong with her because... look at her!!
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rideslikean00...
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PostPosted: 03:01 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
POF fun:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77698517

You just want a casual fun semi-relationship? WHY SO MUCH TEXT THEN?


Ugh. "I'd like to think it's safe to say that *most* people on dating sites are, in the end, looking for love." No one told her about the clever thing where you put lines between a certain word then... ASS|U|ME. Also she's over-thought it to the point of death, there's nothing spontaneous about what she's written. Also she's in love with herself apparently, made herself out to be the perfect dream girl... at this point alarm bells should be ringing for any sane bloke, with the question "So what is she hiding?" being at the front of their minds.

You're right, reading and pulling apart her profile was fun. Very Happy Thumbs Up

metalangel wrote:
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=21563878

Something has to be INCREDIBLY wrong with her because... look at her!!


That two of her pictures feature her drinking heavily (well, a massive stein in one and a mighty big swig of a can in the other) are possible hints. That's before reading one word of her profile.

I'm pretty good at this game... Wink
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PostPosted: 05:27 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

rideslikean00b wrote:

Ugh. "I'd like to think it's safe to say that *most* people on dating sites are, in the end, looking for love." No one told her about the clever thing where you put lines between a certain word then... ASS|U|ME. Also she's over-thought it to the point of death, there's nothing spontaneous about what she's written. Also she's in love with herself apparently, made herself out to be the perfect dream girl..

You're right, reading and pulling apart her profile was fun. Very Happy

I'm pretty good at this game... Wink



'' No desperation. No demands. Zero weirdness.''

100% this girl uses instagram/tumbrl
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night's date went very well. She's awesome.
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metalangel
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MC wrote:


Very true. A few hopeful hambeasts have snuck on there and I don't want to run that risk.
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Encourages being assumptious, judgmental and box ticking.
Removes natural instincts.
But, guess amid the minefield; it could work for a few Smile
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 07 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Percy wrote:
metalangel wrote:


Look! Mr Logic from Viz, if he was a fairly attractive blonde.


She seems to enjoy using big-ish words in places they aren't needed.

Also Laughing at the picture of her on the couch. That looks like her 'being fun and crazy and relaxed'.


Man, she's unreal.
Even I don't use that many big words, and especially not when trying to attract flies.

Did someone make up that account as a piss take? Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 07 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

One thing that could happen with a dating site is you create your profile, someone gets in touch, and it turns out they did so because they recognised you from work.

You also know they’re a transsexual.

Awkward.

(This actually happened).
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