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Tungtvann
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 03 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some good ideas, thanks! She's like animals and they seem like the sorts of things she'd be into, and it looks good if I come up with something too. Well, I say 'I', as far as she's concerned anyway.
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 03 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
She's like animals and they seem like the sorts of things she'd be into
I'm hoping that's a typo, else I'll be screaming "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!" at you next time I see you.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 03 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, yes it was. Stupid ipad autocorrect...
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 03 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
So what's a good thing to do in the daytime in Wiltshire (i.e. middle of nowhere)?


Wiltshire is where we went Go-Karting & Mini-moto many moons ago.
Or you could take a picnic / flask and walk to one of the chalk sketches on the side of a hill.

Avebury Stone Circle is Wiltshire, I think? So is Stonehenge.
Coffee shop in a cute village. Tisbury is a lovely place to mooch around if you are nearby.

Check out what's on at Castle Coombe, it might be a race day or practice...worth having a look. If not open there's a go-karting track next door. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:42 - 10 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Told that timewaster how wonderful it was meeting her but that we were looking for different things (a horseshit generic dismissal but socially acceptable). Got a similar platitude in response a day or so later.

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=84152599

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if youre gonna drop the line "ive never been with an asian girl before. u wanna be the first one?" then look for another asian who's gonna buy that excuse or better yet put a hole on ur wall as small as u want and f*^k it, for sure u'll get the "asian experience" hahahaha


I don't know whether to applaud or be terrified.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/TickTickBooom/photos

Oh my.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the girl for you MA

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=89335223

From NE England and enjoys a good roast dinner Laughing
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Tungtvann
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's too white for him.
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chocoholic, plus she looks to be getting tubby in some photos.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
She's too white for him.

Metalangel is a guy now?
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpha-9 wrote:
Tungtvann wrote:
She's too white for him.

Metalangel is a guy now?


Very Happy

I've always though he was male. It's a fair assumption for dating women eh?

Plus the women in his links state they are looking for men.
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PostPosted: 01:42 - 17 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always been a guy, ever since the last time someone asked this :p

*looks*

Oh drat, I'm three years too old for her.

ENGLAND! She's from ENGLAND! Did you know she's from ENGLAND? She does ENGLISH things. It would be amusing to watch her get irritated that I wasn't impressed by this. I'd also eat non-English chocolate in front of her.

Northeast? So a shouty Yorkshirewoman or a shouty Geordie?

She wants kids, anyway. No sale.

Tungtvann wrote:
She's too white for him.


Lol! I do seem to be going through a bit of an Afro-Caribbean phase at the moment (I've just messaged another girl of such origins) but I also messaged a white girl! Only thing I don't seem to have much luck finding is Asian (ie: Chinese) chicks, which frustrates me as they tend to have many of my desired physical attributes in a girl.
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 24 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've only had nightmare experiences from dating websites...can't believe all the posts on here where you meet normal people...

Not that I ever got as far as meeting anyone. I looked on matched.com and was so terrified I deleted my account after a week. There is a reason some women put 'don't send me photos of cocks' on their profile. It happens.

eHarmony was the only one I got any sense out of, but then it turns out that after filling out their extensive forms I was matched with 6 men in the whole of the UK, 4 of them were too old and I'm guessing the helicopter test pilot was living in dreamland. Too picky then.

I've found that forums about music or other interest-type stuff (i.e. this one) are much better places to meet people (OK maybe this one isn't such a good example). Luckily I met the current OH through work, much less hassle, apart from the grief and the gossip from your workmates Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 01 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ladies and gents, meet 'a little extra'

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/MsShrewdness

She appears to own her own pile driving business.

I am currently having very little luck.

'White girl' I mentioned before is a total misery guts - an embittered, cynical geek who goes straight home from her job at a drug store to be pissed off at her life. I catch the occasional glimpse of her life (she mentioned having an FWB at one point) but very little of it seems good. Can't be arsed trying to dig through the smoke screen, and in comparison to her, *I* seem incredibly positive and upbeat to the point of it sounds fake! I mean, wtf?

'Girl of Afro-Caribbean origins' sent me a few fun messages... then there was a gap of a week... and now I am getting half sentence responses, which I really can't be fucked with either.

This just leaves some girl whose second language is down as 'Russian' who seems to like the outdoors. Biggest downside is she lives about two hours away.
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PostPosted: 01:42 - 01 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, what are you doing wrong? Is it your face?
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PostPosted: 02:20 - 01 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know! Crying or Very sad

I get the feeling I'm one of those guys who will forever be told he's a great catch and so forth, but seldom gets a chance to prove it.

I was having that exact conversation with a friend (gay) on Friday night when he wondered why I was having no luck with the ladies. When I pointed out the one girl we were with that I sort of fancied, he told me not to bother, and that I could do much better than her.

Even my high school friend revealed last night she's found a guy, and she was the one who had declared before she wasn't going to bother any more.
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 06 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you kidding? It's one of the greats. JFK alone is worthy of a book trilogy: 50 J Fs K, or "How I learned <not determined at time of going to press>"

Soviet bird is quite keen. Trying to find a place to go for sushi next weekend, and ACTUAL SUSHI this time, not another izakaya.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 06 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
I've always been a guy, ever since the last time someone asked this


Prove it! We need piccies to be sure... Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
metalangel wrote:
I've always been a guy, ever since the last time someone asked this


Prove it! We need piccies to be sure... Mr. Green Thumbs Up


I'm not sure if you're asking for face or todger pics...
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Tungtvann
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you got a woman's face? I think that may be part of your dating problems if so...
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
I've always been a guy, ever since the last time someone asked this


Prove it! We need piccies to be sure... Mr. Green Thumbs Up[/quote]

I'm not sure if you're asking for face or todger pics...[/quote]


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PostPosted: 10:27 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

petalbriefs wrote:
metalangel wrote:
I've always been a guy, ever since the last time someone asked this


Prove it! We need piccies to be sure... Mr. Green Thumbs Up


I'm not sure if you're asking for face or todger pics...


Both Mr. Green Thumbs Up

https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/mudcow007/tumblr_m5i82qs3yg1rr7wnno1_400_zpsagyu2kez.jpg


what happens if his face looks like a todger - like cyril sneer from the Racoons!?

https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/mudcow007/cyril-sneer2_zpsmdwdwkap.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Would answer the question as to why he isn't having a lot of luck on the dating front!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 08 Apr 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:

what happens if his face looks like a todger


It's alright lads I can field this one...
Introduce her to your penis and fuck her with your face, problem solved.
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