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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
Self-righteous, joyless and reactionary. Are the "mums" on there typical? Seriously, if we have kids is my wife going to turn into one of these things? Do not want.


I don't think they're typical. Or at least not in my experience. Mine has never been like them, and certainly didn't change after we had our kids, nor have any of the other women I know.

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PostPosted: 17:26 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


Crikey, nice one! We don't see you much around these parts these days, madam Cool

Anyway, Clanger started that invasion, not me. She was here before me, and suggested we come over and menace you. I just drifted over here like so much flotsam with the others from BW.

Not many of us left these days Smile


And now blaming innocent, delightful Clanger. Honestly... Rolling Eyes Laughing

Mmmm, been busy innit. Although, it's always a delight to have a scan through BCF and see who's got themselves banned this week. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
chris-red wrote:
I think even the Daily Mail is aware of how Wacko mumsnet is.

They're also aware of how big the market is for "UK's biggest BIKER forum full of BESTIALITY and RAPE PLOTS" hatchet pieces.


But we have over 9000 penises ready and waiting Wink
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pffft, a totally irrelevant corner of the internet anyway. I gather it is considered quite distasteful within mumsnet due to the behaviour of the shriekers that inhabit that section; its not just men who are targeted for abuse.

Keep squealing into the void wank splats Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:57 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bEN_ wrote:
https://s29.postimg.org/fqkfu58d3/IYt_Da_NK.jpg


I feel a lot like him right now. I started considering that picture/the guy's face (or that chick's face) for my new avatar yesterday. It's a toss up between that and the die cis scum chap/ette.


My face is about to fall off, I've laughed too much over the last few days. My jaw hurts and my cheeks are sore.

I'm working my way into the mumsnet community as we speak, too Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bEN_ wrote:
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bEN_ wrote:
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Am I being really stupid not knowing whats going on here?

It looks like loads of angry women and some men performing acts of a threatening nature at a man who really doesn't give a f*ck.

Anyone able to elaborate? I'm quite interested.

EDIT: Also, Just noticed the Metalhead looking guy who thinks he's on the album cover for 10,000 Fists.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

monteme0 wrote:
bEN_ wrote:
https://s29.postimg.org/fqkfu58d3/IYt_Da_NK.jpg


Am I being really stupid not knowing whats going on here?

It looks like loads of angry women and some men performing acts of a threatening nature at a man who really doesn't give a f*ck.

Anyone able to elaborate? I'm quite interested.

EDIT: Also, Just noticed the Metalhead looking guy who thinks he's on the album cover for 10,000 Fists.


It was a slutwalk rally in Brazil, the guy turned up and got his dick out. The feminists then tried to lynch him. There's a video of them chasing him as he tries to escape somewhere.

Truly the hero of our time.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 27 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

monteme0 wrote:
Anyone able to elaborate? I'm quite interested.


https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/man-shows-penis-at-anti-rape-feminist-convention-in-brazil.452735821/
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Mumsnet represents the face of modern feminism then I'm signing up to misogyny right away...

Listen to them... 'rape culture'... what nonsense. All men are clearly evil for possessing differing sexual organs. Fuuu. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

bEN_ wrote:
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So much female attention. This guy knows just how much he wins, hence the huuuge grin on his face Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I just say, I love the direction this thread has taken, from Feminazi to random guys dick flashing escapades, even if you can't get away with posting a picture a black woman's fat arse here... this place is still priceless Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Anyway, Clanger started that invasion, not me. She was here before me, and suggested we come over and menace you.


Might be remembering wrong, but she was shown here by Zimma?



Shifty Erm....well.... Shifty I didn't get the custom title for nothing you know... Laughing Embarassed

You are both correctomondo. Zimma did invite me over, and I did go back to BW and whinge like a bitch...so yeah, the invasion was courtesy of me...Mr. Green Cool
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it is the greatest picture on the internet at the moment, the guys face just does it.
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

One to screw in the light bulb and the other to suck my dick.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

dan_flash wrote:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

One to screw in the light bulb and the other to suck my dick.


You do realise that the second would instead be actively campaigning for the removal of the word "screw" from the English language, as it is an oppressive, patriarchal rape synonymous word, and therefore offensive to wimmin.

The probability of dick suckage is zero
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:

You do realise that the second would instead be actively campaigning for the removal of the word "screw" from the English language, as it is an oppressive, patriarchal rape synonymous word, and therefore offensive to wimmin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sEa0LR7CvE4#t=805
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I.Love.Chips wrote:
I lost the plot pages ago. Confused

It's probably down the back of the sofa, most things I lose end up there.
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I.Love.Chips wrote:
I lost the plot pages ago. Confused
I've got by with the synopsis since misplacing the plot
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I.Love.Chips wrote:
I lost the plot pages ago. Confused


No, that's great, glad to see you're spending your time in the kitchen instead of BCF Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I.Love.Chips wrote:

Sorry can't hear you I am in the kitchen.


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PostPosted: 18:27 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only just seen this. Feminists are hilarious when they get butt hurt.
I realised a long time ago, they don't want equality, they want preferential treatment when it suits them.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

AnPhonEh wrote:
Only just seen this. Feminists are hilarious when they get butt hurt.
I realised a long time ago, they don't want equality, they want preferential treatment when it suits them.


It seems to me they don't so much want the special treatment, but rather an excuse to complain.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Women don't need an excuse to complain.
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