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PostPosted: 21:45 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Re: Why I am saying Goodbye to BCF before a proper Hello Reply with quote
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speedfreak13:
Go on, give us some laptimes. They BETTER be faster than I managed on a SV650, or what does that say about you? Wink


To be honest I get the impression this is just a troll's second account or something. Probably JiveBunny; we haven't heard from him in a while.
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
nana naa na nana naa na, hey hey hey. good bye.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Re: Why I am saying Goodbye to BCF before a proper Hello Reply with quote
monteme0 wrote:
To be honest I get the impression this is just a troll's second account or something. Probably JiveBunny; we haven't heard from him in a while.


No, Mondeoman after he's had one Prozac too many, and he gets in touch with his feminine side Wink
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
Just wait until this starts doing the rounds in the feminet.


When mumsnet hears about it you are going to have a screaming mob of feminists, jacked up on HRT patches, throwing their Mooncups at your windows and wanting to chop your nadger off with rusty garden shears.

They are coming for you... Shifty
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Matt B wrote:
throwing their Mooncups at your windows
Sick
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
So is it too late to ask for pics of your tits Question Wink
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
The most disappointing thing about this thread, is that the OP left without posting any tits.

How bloody inconsiderate of you Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
FretGrinder wrote:
The most disappointing thing about this thread, is that the OP left without posting any tits.

How bloody inconsiderate of you Middle Finger


Because patriarchy.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Re: Why I am saying Goodbye to BCF before a proper Hello Reply with quote
Petrichor wrote:
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Don't let the door hit you on your way out Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 22:29 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Who is the OP, and should this cause me any concern?
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Bye bye sweetie mwah xxx
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speedfreak13 wrote:
Dale_Mckeown wrote:

Half of the posts he has made he has been mocking what bikes people ride. I'm guessing he has a penis size complex.

Because I'm amazed u ride such bikes never mind admit and talk about the fact

I don't get it. I ride a 1000cc shiny new mean machine. So what, there are people on here who are ten times the rider I am. There are folks here who could get a 500 round Cadwell faster than I could get my 1000 around it. It ain't what you ride, it's how you ride it.

Anyhoo - I had a rummage round, looking for fucks to give about your opinion, but it turns out I gave my last one to your mum the other night. It ain't what you ride, etc...

Incidentally, have you ever owned a bike?
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
One day I will learn to post fucking pictures properly

Not today though.....
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
gbrand42 wrote:
One day I will learn to post fucking pictures properly

Not today though.....


As god is your witness?
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
nowhere.elysium wrote:
Matt B wrote:
throwing their Mooncups at your windows
Sick


I described the mooncup device to a female friend the other day after she was bitching about the price of tampons and how they should be free on the NHS because "we can't help it".

Sick

Was pretty much her response.

gbrand42 wrote:
One day I will learn to post fucking pictures properly

Not today though.....


Just upload to imgur.com, it makes the links with the [img] tags for you.

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PostPosted: 23:44 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
smegballs wrote:


I described the mooncup device to a female friend the other day after she was bitching about the price of tampons and how they should be free on the NHS because "we can't help it".

Sick

Was pretty much her response.


"Wahh other people should take care of me"

Lacking independence and the ability to take care of oneself is one of the most irritating things possible to me.

I can't help having to piss several times a day but do the government pay for me to have a toilet with a nice wooden seat? Noooo they do not! It's an outrage!
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
"Wahh other people should take care of me"

Lacking independence and the ability to take care of oneself is one of the most irritating things possible to me.

I can't help having to piss several times a day but do the government pay for me to have a toilet with a nice wooden seat? Noooo they do not! It's an outrage!


Fucking right, these people never seem to see there is always a price to such things. Someone, somewhere is picking up the tab.

In contrast however, I think free birth control is a good thing. In a perfect world people would be responsible and take care of things themselves. However the world isn't perfect and seeing as society will be paying one way or the other, I'd much rather society paid the minor price of free contraceptives rather than the much larger price of raising the spawn of kid-shitters.
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It never ceases to amaze me how immature people can be online, as if hiding behind a keyboard gives you the right to regress to being 5 years old and taking your ball away if you are losing Rolling Eyes
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MissTamsin wrote:
It never ceases to amaze me how immature people can be online, as if hiding behind a keyboard gives you the right to regress to being 5 years old and taking your ball away if you are losing Rolling Eyes


I get into confrontations a lot on nights out because in real life I talk EXACTLY like I do here on BCF. You may feel a little better knowing this Thumbs Up.

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I'd much rather society paid the minor price of free contraceptives rather than the much larger price of raising the spawn of kid-shitters.


For argument's sake (I actually agree with you) I could use the toilet argument for that too - saying that if the government didn't pay for toilets-for-all/Obamacare/SOCIALISM/whatever you want to call it, sewage would be all over the streets (a la libertarianism Laughing). Therefore the minor cost of toilets-for-all is worth it if it stops us having a massive regular sewage clean up bill. Thankfully the plebs buy their own toilets Very Happy
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Ahhhhh this thread is the reason I love bcf and all who sail in her.
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 25 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
After doing a bit of skim Mooncup research, I asked Mrs Raffles if she was familiar with the product. She said that she wasn't and asked me how I knew of their existence....Well, I said, I heard about them on a bikers' forum....
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 25 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Benno wrote:
For argument's sake (I actually agree with you) I could use the toilet argument for that too - saying that if the government didn't pay for toilets-for-all/Obamacare/SOCIALISM/whatever you want to call it, sewage would be all over the streets (a la libertarianism Laughing). Therefore the minor cost of toilets-for-all is worth it if it stops us having a massive regular sewage clean up bill. Thankfully the plebs buy their own toilets Very Happy


It just depends where you personally draw the line. Nothing to say in the libertarian world the the people wouldn't voluntarily form an association to construct and maintain the sewer systems and shoot any public defecator with their AR Wink

I'm generally a free-marketist, but I accept in some situations free-market is actually less efficient than alternative systems. For instance there is no point having 10 national grids all operated by different power companies, or each house having 5 sets of water mains depending on what supplier you have.

The problem with libertarian living is that it relies on idealistic people who are genuinely honest, good people. Even if, and it's a big if, you could get all those people together and they make their community, what is to stop future generations being little shits and bringing it all down. Feelsbadman
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Checkmate, libertarians.
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