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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 01:30 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Mumsnet panty raid, they need it! Reply with quote

Seriously we should liberate these poor women and bring them over to BCF, crackspread anyone?

https://www.mumsnet.com/features/lotus-spread-ideas
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PostPosted: 01:46 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

Leave it out. Sure plenty of misandrists on there (and plenty of mysogenists on here), but easier to just ignore them.

All the best

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PostPosted: 09:15 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

That spread sounds quite nice actually.

But then ... I am a mum, after all.
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mumsnet are into Fluffing. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
That spread sounds quite nice actually.

But then ... I am a mum, after all.
Laughing


Aha! A fifth columnist!
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still banned from Mumsnet anyway. I wouldn't give them the pleasure of ripping me to shreds with their sanctimonious little talons.
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The weekend is looking hot and dry, go and ride the bike!
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm already on mumsnet Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZsIY6PUPU

It's made out of coooooookiiiiiiiieeeessssssss
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
That spread sounds quite nice actually.

But then ... I am a mum, after all.
Laughing


The biscuits are fantastic. If the spread is anything like them I'll have to keep an eye out for it.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stumbled across this on mumsnet

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Someone has just said this to a room full of people I am training with.

I am so angry because I KNOW that is is not true. I sort of said 'I don't think that is true' and he completely disregarded it.

What I wanted to say is 'I know that is not true, I am doing a degree in social justice and I research this sort of stuff all the time'

I am just so annoyed people will come out with such nonsense before actually exploring the facts. Drives me bloody mad!

Rant over (maybe)


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PostPosted: 23:08 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wafer_Thin_Ham wrote:
Your mum is looking hot and dry, go and ride the bitch!


Too obvious fix!
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, i'd leave them to it. They are right, whatever you think, they just are, accept it Folded arms

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PostPosted: 23:54 - 28 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:
Stumbled across this on mumsnet
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he completely disregarded it.

You can't win, Darth.

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PostPosted: 00:17 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Benno wrote:
Stumbled across this on mumsnet
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he completely disregarded it.

You can't win, Darth.

https://chan.catiewayne.com/z/src/130610880759.jpg


Person A: [makes a statement]
Person B: That is simply not true because I have a degree in gibberish, shite and equine erections

Person B then claims person A is "completely disregarding"

I sure love feminist arguing tactics.
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PostPosted: 07:59 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:
[I want to rape all feminists]

Is all I can see. It's just patriarchal rape culture all the way down.
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about decide its a totally different type of forum for a totally different type of person and move on, rather than risk playing up to the image they have of BCF and therefore all bcf'ers, and motorcyclists in general?
Just an idea....
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

1198 wrote:
How about decide its a totally different type of forum for a totally different type of person and move on, rather than risk playing up to the image they have of BCF and therefore all bcf'ers, and motorcyclists in general?
Just an idea....


Careful, lads, it's one of those them there rational thinkers.
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Benno wrote:
[I want to rape all feminists]

Is all I can see. It's just patriarchal rape culture all the way down.


Your face when feminists really do think this way

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How about decide its a totally different type of forum for a totally different type of person and move on


Godwin's law to the rescue! Natsoc.com is just a different type of forum for a different type of person. It's not affecting the way we live at all, Moishe, why are you so annoyed about it? It's not like the government actually listens to these nutjobs. It's not like they control the media and public discourse.
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see little benefit or sport in poking the wasp nest that is mumsnet.

After all I have seen "Fatal Attraction" and believe even bunny boilers need a support group Wink
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

map wrote:
I see little benefit or sport in poking the wasp nest that is mumsnet.

After all I have seen "Fatal Attraction" and believe even bunny boilers need a support group Wink


Oh no, baiting is fun.

When I've had a few too many and am a bit bored I go on the American GOD forums and see how much winding up I can do before I get banned. The skill is in the subtlety.

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PostPosted: 21:10 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just bought some of that crack spread to try. It's fucking great.
Like a biscuit that you can spread into a sandwich. I've not smoked crack myself but I would imagine this is exactly the same feeling. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nestle (and many others) have made the same stuff for years. I lived in South America where it was called arequipe or dulce de leche.

Last name "sweet of milk" is a good one because basically that is what it is - condensed milk. If you take a tin of ordinary condensed milk, put it in a pan of water and boil it gently for 5 hours or so - it caramelises inside the tin. Quicker in a pressure cooker of course

I opened this tin yesterday - and a lot of it has gone
Yum

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PostPosted: 22:31 - 29 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

There you go

Proper link to how to make the stuff

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Caramel-from-Sweetened-Condensed-Milk

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PostPosted: 01:17 - 30 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I go on the American GOD forums and see how much winding up I can do before I get banned. The skill is in the subtlety.

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Excellent! I used to do that Laughing Laughing Laughing YEARS ago ... I used to go on as TheHolyStrumpet, BlessedSlutbag and assorted other variations of naughtiness and see how long I could last.

You're right. There's a certain misguided pleasure in seeing just how your carefully-honed irony goes whooshing over their heads.
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