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struan80
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 29 Oct 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just watching the F1, Danika Patrick, she really does it for me. And for somebody I would but really shouldn't is Danika Patricks grandmother, she's more my age anyway unfortunately.
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PostPosted: 02:44 - 30 Oct 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Funny that, I saw something about her too. She's certainly very well preserved. Must be something in jizz ... Thinking


Well it is Nature's Elixir of Life.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 30 Oct 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Funny that, I saw something about her too. She's certainly very well preserved. Must be something in jizz ... Thinking


Well it is Nature's Elixir of Life.


I'm told there's no shortage of instructional videos available that show various methods for direct application . Shifty
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 16 Nov 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't know this bird but I probably would.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 27 Nov 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 27 Nov 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on Laughing


Saves on paper bags then Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 28 Nov 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Have you seen the mannequins in Marks&Sparks, no heads but nipples you could hang your helmet on Laughing


Ste can more than likely point you in the direction of websites for that affliction. Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/DE4B/production/_131970965_gettyimages-699118576.jpg.webp

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/DE4B/production/_131970965_gettyimages-699118576.jpg.webp

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.


What, One by One?

Or are you planning to make a pig of yersel?

Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.


Sick
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
A100man wrote:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/DE4B/production/_131970965_gettyimages-699118576.jpg.webp

Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.


What, One by One?

Or are you planning to make a pig of yersel?

Rolling Eyes Laughing


Primary focus of my ardour would be Mone, but if you think I should aim for a foursome, I'll start on some stamina training.
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
Wearing only her ermin robes..

..surely its the least I'm owed after my PPE tax contribution share.


Sick


Pfff, get off your high horse Wink
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Pfff, get off your high horse Wink


I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
Pfff, get off your high horse Wink


I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.


I wouldn't. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
Pfff, get off your high horse Wink


I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.


I could fapp to that. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 18 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:

I would need viagra injected directly into my cock veins to get it up over her.

I could fapp to that. Thumbs Up


you dirty bastid Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 01:59 - 19 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
would save him from being sent to room 101.
Jeesuus that's a properly retro throwback! Shocked

goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.
Mine might be Liz Truss - if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.

A100man wrote:


although, when I think about it... Eh?
Meghan Markle is hardly a sinful pleasure Laughing she's not some wicked c*ntish twisted politician for example.. she's never actually done anything wrong.

Polarbear wrote:
A100man wrote:
https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/03/01/12/b571f8df08ba408e14205852552b561bY29udGVudHNlYXJjaGFwaSwxNjc3NzU1MjIw-2.45007367.jpg

Why you would? (Obvs)

Why you shouldn't? Where to begin!


I would, but be ready for her to tell the world how good (or bad) you were. Laughing
Wait, what am I missing? She looks alright..... Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 19 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Meghan Markle is hardly a sinful pleasure Laughing she's not some wicked c*ntish twisted politician for example.. she's never actually done anything wrong.


Shocked .. to paraphrase Buck House, 'opinions may vary'.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 19 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:
if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.


I don't think that was the original point of the thread, actually.
At the start, it seemed to be more about "apparently plain-looking people who you'd be embarrassed to admit to your mates that you fancy".

But its kind-of developed into a fairly well-groomed-looking bunch who are only embarrassing because of their sociopolitical position.
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 21 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
st3v3 wrote:
if we're talking about those who somehow stir you sexually but also make you itch all over and want to throw up just thinking about it.


I don't think that was the original point of the thread, actually.
At the start, it seemed to be more about "apparently plain-looking people who you'd be embarrassed to admit to your mates that you fancy".

But its kind-of developed into a fairly well-groomed-looking bunch who are only embarrassing because of their sociopolitical position.


One can be in possession of a fugly personality.

But a well fuckable physique.

Doesn't that count for something...?

I mean, for us folk at the shallow end?
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 21 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:
A100man wrote:
https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/03/01/12/b571f8df08ba408e14205852552b561bY29udGVudHNlYXJjaGFwaSwxNjc3NzU1MjIw-2.45007367.jpg

Why you would? (Obvs)

Why you shouldn't? Where to begin!


Wait, what am I missing? She looks alright..... Confused Laughing


Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 21 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:


I don't think that was the original point of the thread, actually.
At the start, it seemed to be more about "apparently plain-looking people who you'd be embarrassed to admit to your mates that you fancy".

But its kind-of developed into a fairly well-groomed-looking bunch who are only embarrassing because of their sociopolitical position.


Yes, correct altough the 'ugly on the inside' folk are more plentiful it seems.. to wit Mone, Oakeshott, Markles..
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 21 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.


some overly sensitive people on this thread.
we are talking about shagging someone not being best friends with them.
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PostPosted: 06:32 - 22 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:


Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.


And....?

Drooling Shifty
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 22 Dec 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
to v or not to v wrote:
A100man wrote:


Google Isabel Oakeshott - a really, really nasty piece of work.


some overly sensitive people on this thread.
we are talking about shagging someone not being best friends with them.


You're not quite getting it are you?

I was the one that proposed the fair Isabel as one that I would, but I really really shouldn't.
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