44. MementoMori

Super Stalker Mori knows more about covert surveillance than James bloody Bond. Doesn?t have a boyfriend at all, in fact what she has got is more ASBO?s than a Mancunian Council Estate. The object of her obsessive affections is ?Mac? a 49 year old postal worker from Trafford, happily married for 30 years with 3 kids. Her ?2 year anniversary? referred to recently on this very forum is a celebration of the first time Mac called the rozzers on her after she was found kipping naked in his delivery sack for the 13th successive day. Following recent advice from duped BCFers Mentalmori as she has been dubbed by the local Police Force has taken to turning up at Mac?s house in her Birthday suit with a stamp on her bush asking Mac to give her a ?first class licking? in return for some ?frenetic franking?.