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Joined:  03 May 2005
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Total posts:  2,704 (0.07% of total / 0.59 posts per day)
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Location:  Birmingham
Website:  http://www.jonpascoe.co.uk
Occupation:  Professional Geek
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Suzuki's Public Bio
BCF CELEB PROFILE WRITING SERVICES Proudly presents a biography kindly Ghost Written by ?Mase? straight outta Harlem World??

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John (left) hangs out at the crib with Mase and his Homies

One Nine Eight One on a grey darken morn
There came cries of joy Young Johnny was born,
The happiest Day for Father and Mum,
There was no real signs of the trouble to come.

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Baby John (pre circumcision) - picture courtesy of LB of Brent Ealing and Harrow Social Services Department

Ten years past John by he was growing up quick,
Beatings in Playgrounds, Bulldogs, Conkers and Sticks.
In every night with Pinnochio and Jepetto,
Never venturing out to play in the Ghetto.

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John?s parents entertained him with Disney video?s when the local kids asked him out to play

Sisters stolen CD, Tupac and a cat named Shug Knight,
A man not a boy he became on that night.
Got his colours in school where he grew up fully
A bottle of Lilt, to the goolies of the Bully.

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Doctor Reggie Krapper briefly explains why it?s advisable to avoid being hit in the groin with ANY type of foreign object

Learning the Rythms, Learning the Rhymes,
No work or toil, just fucking good times.
A Lyrical Boi, a rapping master,
Venturing out for mayhem and disaster.

Then came the challenge, from the Crew of the manor,
?Lyrical Boi can you dig it, Are you gonna stammer??
?Hey Homie I?m Jon, Man I ain?t no Young Rookie?
When I beat you down you can call me Suzuki?

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Coming under increasing lyrical pressure John steps up his game and signs off with his oft used tag line ?Ya Here Me Beeatch!?

He beat dat Crew down with plenty to spare,
Not one teeny ruffle in his balding hair.
?Hey can you feel me, Yo can you Dig?
Straight to the Barbers for a cut and a Wig.

Time for a Queen for the King?s throne
Can?t rule his Kingdom all on his own.
After a damn heavy night on Vodka and Stella
He found his Princess, named her A-Bella

What now for Bella and the boy named Suzy?
This girl was the bomb and a bit of a fluzy,
He didn?t care couldn?t find no-one cuter,
A-Bella was dope and she knew the Karma Sutra.

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Mase show Bella some ?Propa Baller Moves? to try on the courts back home

Word.


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