Out on the ZZR giving it large when I spot a police van parked up on the overpass and slam the brakes when I see a copper aiming a speed gun at me.

Come home from work a week later to find a brown envelope waiting.

Bricks were shat as I convince myself I'm about to be permabanned under the New Drivers Act.

Pour myself a stiff drink, prepare my anus and tear the envelope open... fucking tax reminder for the Varadero