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All About McGee
Joined:  24 Jun 2005
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Total posts:  13,534 (0.30% of total / 1.98 posts per day)
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McGee's Public Bio
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BCF CELEB PROFILE WRITING SERVICES Proudly presents a biography kindly Ghost Written by Queen and David Bowie rip-off merchant Vanilla Ice?

McGee [Muk-Jee n] ...

As American as Apple Pie, Uncle Sam and Inbred Yokel's don't believe this U S of A fraudster when he tells you that he's originally from the Home Counties and names his relations as Great Grandad Billy Shakespeare, Auntie Georgina Michael and Uncle Bagpuss.

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Auntie George Michael (post sugery)

McGee Last visited the UK in 2006 where he cited London as 'A quaint English Village' and on seeing a thatched cottage in Warwickshire asked his Dad why the big dog kennel had pubic hair on the roof.

The truth is that McGee's roots lie way over the pond in Kentucky Georgia where his Parents who are actually Brother and Sister own the largest Pure Water Distillery in the Southern States.

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The McGee Family Distillery

Surfing on the wave of the healthy eating boom sales of Eau RLY are so successful that whilst holidaying in Shakespeare Country (McGee said he was visiting his Grand Pappy) it prompted McGee Senior to state that profits would be 'through the roof if we owned one of those freakin' houses with sticks for ceilings'.

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Rumours that Eau RLY's base ingredient is Owl Faeces have been strongly denied however the FBI are currently investigating claims that after one sip your head can revolve through 360 degrees and those that consume vast amounts have the urge to get their garage (McGee would call it a 'car port') converted into a barn.

In as yet unconfirmed reports it is believed that the McGee's next business venture will be into the world of Hip Hop where they hope to groom their young son to become the next P Diddy. Using the pseudonym of 'Jah RLY' McGee's first single the imaginatively titled 'Walking on Water' is tipped to become the quickest selling single since Brian and Michael's 'Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cat's and Dogs' and in a BCF Celbrity Profile Writing Services EXCLUSIVE we can reveal the opening Lyrics...

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I'm as Brit as they come my name is McGee,
Like Uncle Bagpuss I'm Big and Furry.
Changing my Handle, Put Jah RLY on your cell,
That's my bankers offer ain't Deal or No Deal Noel.

Got Fame and my Fortune selling Family Pure Water,
Don't diss me Homie it's real, Yeau I'm a Paint Baller.
Sup it and see, it won't make ya scowl,
Ingredients are Fresh, No Shit, Piss or Owl.


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Loads of plate slogans:

'FUCTIFINO OWFASTAWOZGOIN OCIFFER'

'Orgasm Donor'

'Ridden well....report stolen.'

(upside down) 'If you can read this please flip me over'

'If you can read this... You've been overtaken.'

'I speed up for corners'

'If its got tits or pistons its going to be expensive!'

'The car in front is...In my way'

'The car in front is...A cunt'

'I slow Down for whores '

'I wish my wife was this dirty'

'leave later ride faster'

'don't think and drive'

'protected by violence.'

'ride it like you stole it'

'Catch me if you can copper'

'How's my riding? Call 0800 FUCK OFF'

'How's my riding? Phone 999'

'Hedge seeking missile'

'My other ride has tits'

'Valentino who?'

'Sorry, Did I just overtake you?'

'Engineered in Japan, re-engineered in England'

'You'll never take me alive pig!'

'Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving bike'

'Bye bye gatso, see you in court'

'If you can read this you don't wank enough'

'You must cheat death to know you are alive'

'The voices made me do it'

'Only Dickheads read this slogan'

'Designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

'One wheels enough'

'If you can read this I must have crashed'

'Tarmac Terrorist'

'Bye Bye GTI'

'Scooby Killer'

'The car in front is now behind'

'Now you see me, now you don't!'

'It is big and it is clever'

'Cool as penguin piss!'

'If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!'

'If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!'

'R.SEND'

'May the force not see you'

'Farkham Hall'

'Phastasphuk'

'0-casualty in 2.5 seconds'

'Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!'

'Rides better than your missus.... officer!'

'Life begins at 140mph'

'Nutty as squirrel shit'

'Hasta La Vista'

'You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!'

'Sorry, did I just overtake you?'

'Eat my fumes'

'The voices made me do it'

'Pocket rocket'

'My other ride is your wife'

'Warp factor 9 please, Mr Sulu.'

'If you think this is fast, wait until I realise the choke's still on'

'The car in front...is in my way!'

'Get a life....get a bike'

'Madder than a bag of badgers'

'Any closer and people will talk'

'Get off your mobile and race me'

'--- horses, one rider'

'It's MR DICKHEAD to you'

'Built to tilt'

'Fear is Fun'

'If you can read this you are faster than you look'

'HAVE A NICE DAY.......IN YOUR CAR'

'More grunt that a horny dog'

'Like the view? Get used to it'




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MarJay wrote:
His name's McGee,
His first name's lee
His age added up, gives you three!

He's not a Yank
He's not a Brit,
Obsessed with gixxers (a little bit)

He likes bikes that are very tarty
He's going to a birthday party

Cited for speeding in every state
for riding at too high a rate
He'll get stopped and He'll be late

They'll take him away
black up his hands
And ruin all of his birthday plans.

at the station they'll ask why and how
And he'll reply:

"Well, its a gixxer thou"

"innit!" Mr. Green


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