His name's McGee,
His first name's lee
His age added up, gives you three!
He's not a Yank
He's not a Brit,
Obsessed with gixxers (a little bit)
He likes bikes that are very tarty
He's going to a birthday party
Cited for speeding in every state
for riding at too high a rate
He'll get stopped and He'll be late
They'll take him away
black up his hands
And ruin all of his birthday plans.
at the station they'll ask why and how
And he'll reply:
"Well, its a gixxer thou"
"innit!"