Road side Cuisine (can you cook on your exhaust?)

[dodsi]

Have you ever laid awake at night wondering if your exhaust gets hot enough to cook a satisfying bacon sandwhich?

Of course you have!, so dodsi to the rescue with the answer to wat you thought was an impossible question.

Step 1, Preheat your cooking surface.

This is the fun bit, take the bike with exhaust attatched out for a jolly good thrash.

Step 2, Preperation

You must have all the ingredients ready for your bacon sandwhich and a refreshing beverage.

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Step 3, hygene

Of course when dealing with food you must allways think hygene first! I reccomend cleansing your cooking surface with a sainsburys napkin, but I suppose tesco's or even asda would suffice.

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Step 4, Cooking bacon

Now you are ready to place the bacon on the cooking surface and begin cooking.

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Step 5, bon appetite!

Once cooked...Enjoy dont forget that tomatoe sauce!

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Ok so it didnt really get hot enough to cook the bacon so I threw the sandwhiches at keith and had to just do with a bread bun sandwhich to surpass my hunger

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And remember, dont try this at home kids!

Any experiment was carried out under controlled conditions and undertaken and supervised by trained professionals.

[Type_Mo]

LMFAO Nice one mate!
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[Walloper]

any good at a tin of Baxter's royal game soup?
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[bish777]

We used to make shish kebab in the army using spam, tent spikes, veggies and wrapping it all in foil aroud the exhaust pipe of our landrovers. Also you can boil your soup on the exhaust manifold.
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[colin1]

lovely

I think I will try putting foil wrapped food items near my engine.
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[AcIdBuRnZ]

Surely better to leave the engine running???
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[Walloper]

What about that old army trick? Pulling in at a burger van
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[Rookie]

Fuckin ace! You should have left the engine going and revved it nice and hard, to get the crispy rinds.

[Flip]

Fair do's Dodsi, that made me chuckle.

[Groove]

wow, actually havnt thought of that yet...might jus be the main subject tonight tho, fudging hungry
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[Black Knight]

:shakes head:

speechless.
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[fazed]

I can cook bogey's on my TL exhaust , So I am sure a bit of bacon wouldn't be a problem
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[The Dude]

I've seen it all now
You can't beat a bit of meat wrapped around your can

[Jamie_ducati]

Entertaining post!
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[Teaman]

made me giggle,,

i can remember a similar post about somone frying an egg on an amd 2 gig cpu, took off the heat sing, made his own out of pennys and then fryed an egg on it, in a foil made pan,, actually did work but i can imagine that no matter how much you clean your can its still gonna be a bit mingy,, burger vansa re far easyer,, you dont have to cart your grub around with you

still,
food for thought i suppose
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[dodsi]

We did leave the engine running and the exhaust was bloody hot (keith burnt himself on it), but its not hot enough.

(plus I thought this forum needed a bit of light heartedness)


Oh and the exhaust is not mingy at all, I cleaned it straight off when I got home and its as sparkley as ever.

[G]

Sorry, been done .

Remember seeing an article in some bike mag years ago about how a chef was cooking food at a bike festival on his bandit exhaust - serving up fried breakfasts.

[dodsi]

Well I had never seen it on a forum before, Its stems from keith saying "your exhaust gets stupidly hot" etc and "you could cook on that"

So we tried.

[m99dws]

I have seen bacon cooked on a car manifold before, and a chicken in a dishwasher, but never a bike exhaust - quality!

[Claud 14.7 to 1]

Get some foil (or don't) and put the food on/near the exhaust downpipes - for that grilled effect!

Hotter as well, would cook better.

[fast_tzr]

well that saves me going to a cafe when I'm out on a road trip, but as said you should have left the engine running and revved it.

[Suzuki]

When I read your post, a theory immediately popped into mind... "Would your exhaust be hotter if your engine was doing some work, rather than just idleing?"

So, I decided to put it to the test.

Stage 1: Wrap bacon in tinfoil
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Stage 2: Fix "bacon wrap" to exhaust
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Stage 3: Go for a ride. I did approx. 25 miles.
After about 6 miles, I had to stop for a junction in the village of Knowle, and there was the most delicious bacon smell. I'm sure the inhabitors of Knowle were delighted at the smell of bacon as I rode past.

Stage 4: Unwrap bacon
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So... you can cook bacon on your exhaust! However, my gixxer seems to have cremated it somewhat.

I guess 10 miles would have been enough.
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[distortion]

Wonder if you took the baffles out of your can if you could cook a jacket potato in there whilst doing the bacon at the same time

[Suzuki]

Much easier under the grill...

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[dodsi]

why did I know that someone would have to try and better it?