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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Derren Brown, git wizard Reply with quote

Well?
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met him once, when I came round he was jizzing in my mouth.

I wish I had those powers Sad
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I haven't moved since his program started, but then again I did go to bed and have been asleep since 19:45. I assume his program has finished by now?
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not stuck to my seat, this is a good thing as it confirms i'm not a moron.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another one not stuck here.

I was always under the impression that it was illegal to send subliminal messages over the airwaves?
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My IQ makes me immune from git wizards, I am free to fetch beer from the fridge.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

not stuck... dont suppose it helped that earlier i spent 10 mins freeze frameing forward so i bought up the flash image of a bloke tied to a chair, while he was talking.

tried to make it wrk, totattly clear headed and all that while he was talking... it did nothing...
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ain't watchin' it as I hate the cunt. Who does he think he is? does he think he's of a higher intellect than the rest of the nation? "I'll fool them all" - fuck off you little cunt.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freeze framing? The guy tied to the chair image was shon a couple of times, was hardly inconspicuous, PAL TV is 24fps and i'd say it lasted a good 8 or more frames.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I refuse to watch him tbh.

He's on my list on celebs I'd love to punch. Maybe I should start a thread. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nowt happened here either.

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PostPosted: 21:27 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
I refuse to watch him tbh.

He's on my list on celebs I'd love to punch. Maybe I should start a thread. Laughing


If you start one can I put Sir Cliff Richard on it please?
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derren Browns progams lately are just rubbish main 2 minute events stuffed into an hour of filler material half of which I don't even believe.

I sat in my chair as told and /tried/ to believe him and give him benefit of the doubt Laughing but nothing, maybe its because I spent that minute thinking what a wanker Derren Brown is!!!


David Blaine however, his program last week was pretty amazing even if it is faked I have no idea how he does what he does...
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
flip wrote:
I refuse to watch him tbh.

He's on my list on celebs I'd love to punch. Maybe I should start a thread. Laughing


If you start one can I put Sir Cliff Richard on it please?


And ALL celeb cooks Ramsey, Oliver et all. Especially that smug one with the cottage.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well i thought fuck it I'll give it a go. So I sat there thinking just in case I get stuck I better bring the lager from the fridge to my couch. I recorded it on sky+ just in case. I watched it twice and guess what. Fuck all happened. People in my house were saying they were dizzy which I felt as well but thats the crate of fosters I'm working my way through. If anyone says they got stuck to their chair they are talking utter bollocks and I will come round your house and fucking stick you to your fucking chair with a bag of nails and a fucking hammer because Derren fucking Brown is a lieing bastard. I'm going to to watch IT crowd. Its about as intellectual as i get.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm watching the IT Crowd and pissing myself laughing, quality program Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically speaking ..... Not one of the BCF massive got stuck. Brown= fake wizard toss-pot.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://k43.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg

You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.

In all honesty though taking £350 off people and then giving it to shelter? WTF! I am all for chairty but that woman giving him £85, does he think people are rolling in it? Arsehole.
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 18 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Basically speaking ..... Not one of the BCF massive got stuck. Brown= fake wizard toss-pot.


Rich fake wizard toss-pot. I wish I was a pound behind him at the bank.

We know it is a con, he tells us it is a con, he knows we know it is a con, but we still watch, he still cons and he gets paid for it. Bastard!
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Throttle wrote:
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You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.

In all honesty though taking £350 off people and then giving it to shelter? WTF! I am all for chairty but that woman giving him £85, does he think people are rolling in it? Arsehole.


thing is i like his stuff, but I wasn't buying that part for
shit, when the bloke gave him his shoes an fucked off in bare feet I was just 'gimme a fuckin break dez'

None of the people giving big money looked convincing, just looked like shoddy actors.

I've given money to the homeless before, but if I walked over an saw a stack of notes in the pot like he had i'd 180 the other way cuz he's obviously doing well for himself.

Reminds me of a time I was queing outside a club once an some guy was working his way down the line begging. He gets to me an gives it the 'i'm homeless an need to get a hostel for the night' blah blah. I then glance down at his feet to see he had a pair of £110 Nike shox on that looked barely days out of the box. Told him to fuck right of before I slapped him as he was wearing better footwear than I was.

If that weren't bad enough an hour later I saw him in the fucking club pissing up the money the other mugs had given him . Fucking cretin.

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PostPosted: 08:19 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe you did wee down your leg.


DB=wanker= same pile as BB etc. TV for the terminally stupid.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't watch this one, saw the lotto one and thought it was mutton dressed as lamb. Shite.
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:




if I walked over an saw a stack of notes in the pot like he had i'd 180 the other way cuz he's obviously doing well for himself.




I'd just rob his pot. Laughing

I didnt get stuck, i got up and went for a shit, i was stuck to the toilet for a while though, bad poo. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like his shows.
Never met him but he doesn't seem to whore himself about like most B-list celebs do. Just gets on with his thing and puts alot of effort into it. Smarmy..yes but aren't most telly people.

I have a minus IQ so his shows don't grate.

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PostPosted: 18:59 - 19 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I was stuck to the spot, and didn't move the entire time Shocked .




But then I did have four msn chat's going on at the same time, which may have a lot to do with my lack of movement. Idea
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