So I just wrote the TLR off. UPDATE #5 12/5/13

[Fisty]

Long story short as im doing this through my phone and need sleep.

Left hand bend 40mph a sheep jumped out of the verge and hit the front wheel of the bike, i ended up straighlining the corner. Went through a hedge into a ditch and the bike flipped end over end twice.

I have a dislocated and fractured left shoulder, bruised pelvis, bruised kidney and im pissing blood.
Ambulance crew say the leathers saved my life.

I havnt seen the bike but have been told its destroyed, pics and paintmash to follow.
Have just found out the bike has been stolen by the police evven though i arranged recovery and i need to pay £150 to get it back.
Arses.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[nowhere.elysium]

Well, tits.

Heal up quickly, mate.
____________________
'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[LockyUK]

good job you had the leathers then eh! get better soon, sod the bike at least your still alive...

[CarlosCBR]

Bugger :/ Lucky escape for sure. Hope you heal up soon dude.





Any news on the condition of the sheep?
____________________
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OPv5mDPQ14

https://www.facebook.com/carl.simmonds.7

[effit]

Is there lamb on the menu this evening...?

Sorry to hear your bad news GWS

[cornish]

Does this mean you've got loads of (slightly tenderised) mutton for the BBQ? I'm kidding! So glad you're ok after all that. Try to get some rest if you can and do your best not to stress about the bike. Rows with the cuntstabulary can wait for now.

Get better soon
____________________
smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[Nope.]

Sorry to hear that man. Hope you recover quickly.

That really sucks
____________________
Former: Derbi GP1 50, Sachs XTC 125, Suzuki GSXR 400 GK73A, Kawasaki ZX7R, Suzuki DR250, Yamaha RD350
Current: 2011 Yamaha XT660Z Ténéré, 2003 Yamaha YZR-R1 5PW (In Build), 2009 Kawasaki ZZR1400

[.....]

Bugger, GWS

[Pol Anorl]

not good gws man
____________________
GOOD GAME BODYGUARD: https://i.imgur.com/8WePGgf.jpg
20:30:37 Pyro.: I don't sort of like men, I take every advantage to choke on dick.
Jewlio Iglesias: You live in Liverpool - Chances are, the front door has already been kicked off the hinges

[Handsome]

Pfffttt, Attention Seeker...







GWS...
____________________
Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[N cee thirty]

bollocks

get well soon dude
____________________
'00 Aprilia RS50 > '92 Honda CG > '99 Yamaha Fazer > '91 Yamaha RXS > '79 Suzuki X5 > 01' Honda Cg > 07' Honda Cg > 82' Kawasaki Z200 > suzuki gsxr 400 gk73a > honda vfr 400 NC30 Mod 2 Passed 09/06/2011

Jewlio Iglesias wrote: I actually did vote BNP once

[Fisty]

https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn82/mr_fisty/6.png

Just a bit stingy.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Fisty]

Oh and big fuck you very much to the 2 ducati riders that I waved down who stopped looked at the bike then rode off without so much as a "can i help"

And a big thank you very much to the lady in the skoda who stopped as they drove off and called an ambulance.
____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[DrDonnyBrago]

Sounds nasty.


GWS .

[Andrew122]

Look after yourself and get well soon.
____________________
Restricted licence: 11th May 2012
Daelim Roadwin 125 (Sold) --> Bikeless!

[Knightsy]

Damn mate that sucks...
Take it easy for now and heal up
____________________
09' Versys 650 | 07' FJR1300A

[Nexus Icon]

Get wool soon.
____________________
Greetings from Shitsville!

[P.addy]

Ah poo!

Hope you are ok buddy Fuckin sheep

[lllN30lll]

Are you related to Alpha-9?
____________________
Turbo R1
CRF450R

[Tomzo47]

ouch, hope you get better soon mate
____________________
Ybr 125 > Bandit 650SA > GSXR 600 > Triumph Sprint St1050 > CB1300 > Z1000SX + FJ1200 (written off) > VFR750 >FJ1200

[Ariel Badger]

First bit of good weather and that happens. GWS Tom.
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[MarJay]

Shit man, it happens though. Sounds like you were lucky there were no chevrons or road furniture to hit.

I know exactly how you feel right now, having been there not too long ago, but just remember, it could have been worse, and you're alive and shouldn't have any permanent damage.
____________________
British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[bikertomm]

What a ballache! (Literally?)

Get well soon mate.. what bike you getting next?


____________________
07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

[Ariel Badger]

Just looked at the x-ray, it is his wanking hand
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Rogerborg]