Could You Pass The UK Citizen Test?

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The Guardian published a sample of 24 questions from the UK Citizenship test which is given to eveyone applying for UK citizen status. As an applicant you'd need to score 75% or over to pass.

I scored 9/24 so I suppose I'd better be sent home now...

https://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2011/oct/11/uk-citizenship-test-quiz

Post your results below. I bet not many of us pass.
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[Aff]

7/24

Do i get kicked out now?
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[0l0dom0l0]

10/24

I win
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[andy_uk]

7/24 for me too!
Ooops!!
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[Sam_Y_93]

8/24


Does this mean I get kicked out this shithole?
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[james1988]

9/24 for me.

James

[Dazbo666]

8/24
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[Wabby]

7/24

LMAO
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What restriction?

[Carvel]

11/24

I appear to be winning, and also an illegal immigrant.
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[Clanger]

12/24, still a fail. Back to Scotland for me then.
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[andyscooter]

i got 11

still think best way of avoiding tricks at halloween is hiding
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[pepperami]

Oh yes! the old git scores 12/24 .

I am disappoint that I know that little about my own land and I am shamed!
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[N cee thirty]

16/24

and i am actually retarded
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[Redoko]

20/24.
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[SimonB]

13/24

Ooops
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[Snodvan]

I managed 14 - but some were guesswork
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[Walloper]

9/24

Muhamad down the local mosque helped me with some too...
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[Ichy]

15/24 and it took me less than a minute. I used the same random guess technique that I used for my exams.







I failed those as well.
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[Ichy]

[h00dwink]

7/24
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[binge]

11 / 24.


And there is no fucking way they are the questions that these imigrants are getting in their tests!
I dont beleive for a second some bosnian can score 75% in that!




Ben

[doggone]

Is it because you all is black?

[Jayy]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 6 out of 24 (25%)

Time taken: 07 minutes

[The Shaggy D.A.]

11/24

Meh.
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[Suntan Sid]

I had a go at the test a couple of days ago, it's bullshit!

As far as I could see there were only 2 questions that had any relevance to daily life, one about the NSL, another about school uniforms.

I got 14, mostly guesses.
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