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firg
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: And the darwin award goes to... Reply with quote
https://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-05T133715Z_01_L05642927_RTRUKOC_0_US-UKRAINE-LION.xml&src=rss

Man jumps into lion pen saying god will protect him... Gets eaten. Doh!
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm glad someone finally proved it Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
God is out, please leave a message.......



It's scary but this isn't the first time this has happened!

Worse was Belfast Zoo where people broke in and threw the penguins to the lions.

This is the place though where a lion "went missing" for weeks. In the end they found it at the bottom of the pond in it's enclosure. It was in the water and had a heart attack. Rolling Eyes Sick
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://i.today.reuters.com/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-06-05T133713Z_01_L05642927_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE1.jpg&resize=full



"Pooorrr your breath sinks, what the hell have you been eating."
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
tatters wrote:
"Pooorrr your breath sinks, what the hell have you been eating."


"Religious idiots. They taste like chicken!"
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
says story is not avalable to me, i want to read about the numpty.

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killa
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Inside the lion.....

"muf&$$*( G*d mff!!"

He he

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PostPosted: 16:04 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gears wrote:
says story is not avalable to me, i want to read about the numpty.



Reuters.com wrote:
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

[pictures of gribbly lions]

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firg
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
oops double post
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tatters
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its quite funny this christain going to the lions thing being posted on the 06/06/06 aka nero Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 06 Jun 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
The lions raced upto him saying that God does not want to come down here therefore God asked us to send you up...

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