Things that make you say "Oh Cr*p"

[map]

Seen on another site but thought I'd share...

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h308/MOTOR_Magazine/14376623.gif

Thing that does it for me - car ahead breaking on a clear road for no apparent reason, ditch to the left and oncomming traffic
____________________
...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[tribal_tiger]

Killa's mum when she get's those "come to bed" eyes
____________________
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[FreshAL]

A big branch falling of an overhead tree and landing in the middle of the road infront of you.

[Davo]

Coming back from Brands Hatch with the bike in the back of a van, chugging down the M25, look in the passenger foot well to see all the tie down straps still there and the bike is loose in the back.

[Dark]

When all you can see infront of your eyes is the fuel cap very close and getting closer
____________________
My Bikes in order:- Yamaha RXS100 / Suzuki X7 250 / Yamaha RD350LC / Kawasaki
KR1S 250 / Kawasaki ZXR750 H2 / Honda C50 / Kawasaki ZX7R P5 / Kawasaki ZX10R / Suzuki GSXR 400 / Honda CBR1100 Blackbird & Yamaha FZR 600

[Ork12]

Bike dieing and losing all power after a hard ride and then no garage being able to solver problem
Biggest Oh shit thing atm

[ram_doom]

Hitting potholes mid corner at high speed then the bike running wide usually towards a cunningly placed van...
____________________
TL1000s, KDX200

[Minty]

Going for a dump and forgetting to pull my pants down.

Happens to me all the time.
____________________
My fingers smell of your mum.

[JonB]

Front wheel slipping on gravel. Although it has to be said my words are rather more expletive than "Oh crap" when that happens.
____________________
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

[stinkwheel]

Coming over a blind crest to find the road flooded with two feet of water.

One particular road in the highlands. Sweeping 80mph left hander with the bike banked right over, your attention is momentarily caught by this sign out of the corner of your eye:
https://www.speedybar.ch/shetland/images/cattle_grid.jpg

You think "Naaah, not right in the middle of a corner.". Then you see it.

[Rookie]

Going 50mph over the speed limit and then seeing a police car coming the other way, though it tends to be 'Oh crap' followed by pinning the throttle.

[JonB]

[Barney]

When the revs start to drop and in the sudden panic of it all you don't have time to switch to reserve so you stall, then the car you have just screamed past overtakes you

[Rookie]

Had a proper 'Oh crap' moment just now. Everyone was stuck behind a very slow moving lorry. I got to the front of the queue by filtering and picked my moment to overtake. Did it fine, and continued redlining it in every gear until I was doing about 135-140mph (indicated.) There is a corner on this road and I was anticipating it; however it's sweeping enough that I could probably take it at 200mph, so I didn't bother backing off for it. What I did, stupidly, forget, was the traffic lights there. I would have had plenty of time to stop for them, but I didn't have plenty of time to stop for the queue of stationary traffic leading up to them. Brakes rammed on, rear wheel skipping on the ground, me going 'Oh crap!'

I stopped with about 10 metres to spare, though I had arranged it so if I didn't stop in time I would be going down the middle of the road. Wouldn't like to try it though!

[Itchy]

When going on an unfamiliar road and seeing nuclear impact crater sized pot holes and a big ass SUV going over them behind you like they aren't there.
____________________
Spain 2008France 2007Big one 2009 We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. In the end, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

[_Will_]

Seeing black ice below you while falling in what seems like slow motion.
____________________
Past -Honda qr50 | 2004 Peugeot Tkr s 50| | 1996 Yamaha XJ600s Diversion|

[Lawnie]

Loss of traction to either wheel, particularly the front

[trevoriv]

going too hot into a corner and seeing flowers tied to a tree midcorner

[craigs23]

Water droplets appearing on my visor.

[mrtEE]

being overtaken on my 100bhp bike by a flying CGR125

[craigs23]

[The View Askew]

Late for work, and either a learner (which I understand, the whole idea is that they can't drive and will attempt to do so slowly under instruction. But it still annoys me that I am the one behind them)
or an old couple out for a drive at 30mph and seem to half their front nearside glued to the middle lines round corners so no overtaking, straights on my route all have cars coming the other way, which can be navigated, but at that time of the morning there are a lot of wide lorries being driven in the roads I use.

Either will make me seeth with anger.

Then you get there, "your late",. "yeah I got stuck behind..",. "oldest one in the book mate leave earlier"

Grrrr
____________________
"Do what you always did, get what you always got"

[AcIdBuRnZ]

Hitting cats eyes in the wet mid-corner on new tyres
When you forget to set Sky Plus to record the German MotoGP
Taking a 10 on a par 4 at the golf course

Incidentally, all these things have happened to me quite recently
____________________
Past: Honda NSR125R >> Kawasaki ER-5a2 >> Kawasaki ZZR-600e1 >> Suzuki GSXR-750Y >> Honda VTR 1000 Firestorm
"Chickity China the Chinese Chicken..."

[LUXY DJ]

[McGee]

Wearing clothes 2 sizes to big and cocking leg over the seat and ripping boxxers wide open.
____________________
◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►
Its pronounced Jixxer!