edited

[Leggy_Girl]

/edited.

Causing offence and apparantly not as funny as i thought! Never mind!
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[grandmaster]

I remember seeing that 10 years ago or so.

Did'nt think it would still be doing the rounds..
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[Leggy_Girl]

Sorry, got it in an email today and thought it was funny! Oops!
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[TheShaggyDA]

I thought it was funny - put it back
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[pwntifex]

I'm sure the illegal immigrant community of BCF are up in arms.
Put it back, you big silly.

I'll give you a karma cookie!
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[mrtEE]

retrieve it from your cache (anyone) and repost if bothered

[Leggy_Girl]

I just don't like offending people, so i deleted it. And there's me thinking a light hearted poem would be funny

I can't put it back because i deleted the original email, and my memory isn't good enough to remember the whole thing lol. Help!
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"One moment can change a day, one day can change a life and one life can change the world." Siddhartha Gautama

[mrtEE]

[Mary Jane]

Some people have their browsers set to clear their cache and cookies each time it's closed.

Like me.


Maybe her cache was cleared out since posting?

[Leggy_Girl]

[merlinni]

Here ya go i dont mind posting it as im not a Racist or bigot

I HATE EVERYBODY

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
we send cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."

They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say.

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

Britain crazy! They pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!

[Visitor Q]

This is also good.

BNP theme song
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[TheShaggyDA]

Need the last line :-

[squid36]

it would be laughable if it wasnt so bloody true
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[ram_doom]

Painfully accurate
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[sagiliam]

haha the poem is brill lmao!!!