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RiderOfTheSto...
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Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Dear Auntie BCF Reply with quote
Dear Auntie BCF

I am very low on self esteem at the moment and it’s making me depressed. I need some loving from all the good people of BCF to cheer me up and get me back on top of my game. All I ask of these people is to give me lots of little green blobs to take me up to gold. Please can you help?

ROTS
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quacker_boy
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Joined: 06 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
You sad feck.
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wizzzard wrote: Imagine God just stopping by, tidying your front room up and then quietly letting himself out again. Statisticly more likely to happen than Korn being on here.
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Whosthedaddy
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Joined: 11 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
You wanted everyone to flame you the other day Rolling Eyes, to gain karma start talking about bikes and stop talking shite.

RiderOfTheStorm wrote:
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Mary Jane
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Joined: 11 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:
You wanted everyone to flame you the other day Rolling Eyes,


Probaby some sad attempt at "reverse psychology"
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Whosthedaddy
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mary Jane wrote:
Whosthedaddy wrote:
You wanted everyone to flame you the other day Rolling Eyes,


Probaby some sad attempt at "reverse psychology"


Is that what they call it now Rolling Eyes
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RiderOfTheSto...
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Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
The flaming option's there to be used!
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pwntifex
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
so i herd u liek mudkips?
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'
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tokarev
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Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 20 Oct 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why didn't you just say earlier silly!?!

I have loads of spare self esteem lying around my flat.

Here have some...on me (no charges mate).

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