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Villers
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 06 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hows this for nuts though, only wants sex, will not physically bring herself to touch my cock, like a phobia. In her fine... in hand... nooooooo So i look forward to japanese flag season with relish. Absolutely fuck all for richy. Joy


Is that the current one or the previous? Sounds bonkers. maybe if you washed it once in a while!!

Ive had to bin bag girls in the past because they have flat refused to do blowjobs. They didnt mind it the other way round though. So what am I supposed to do for 1 week a month?

Dont think I can come up with a story that compares to your ex though ricardo. Closest I can get is a guy I used to work with. When I first started he told me about his ex that used to kick off every time he saw her then when they broke up spent six months telling him she loved him and stuff. We went on a works night out and I spotted this pretty foxy chick across the bar. Awesome tits, pretty girl. She was looking back and I was doing my best to be smooth. Suddenly she made a bolt in my direction and I was a bit taken aback. As she approached I readied my best opening line only for her to barge past me and break a shot glass on my mates face, bingo it was the ex!!

Just goes to show the old addage is true (and a personal fave of mine)...

No matter how gorgeous she is, someone, somewhere is already pig fucking sick of her!
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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 06 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Villers wrote:


Is that the current one or the previous? Sounds bonkers. maybe if you washed it once in a while!!

Ive had to bin bag girls in the past because they have flat refused to do blowjobs. They didnt mind it the other way round though. So what am I supposed to do for 1 week a month?


Lol i actually prefer hand jobs bizarrely. You dont have to find somewhere polite to look while they fail to please.

But no she was v material (and 20 odd Neutral) and i kind of stopped that. Was about 3 weeks ago.
This is bound to end badly though, i broke every rule in the book. Casually shagging your virgin housemate...

Oh and just for more amusement, i live in flat a14c of a student accomodation, my ex lives in a10c... just down the corridor Wink

Yay!

Just incase you thought your life was exciting Wink

And yeh i share your mates pain. I broke up with mine beginning of june. Shes STILL telling me she loves me. We went out for like 3 months. Oh the stories i can tell.
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 06 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ha ha - I can't possible answer that without getting myself into a corner - whatever my answer.



And you only live half an hour up the A10 from me, oh well. Wink
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 07 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its friggin true women are mentally ill. Even when you go for a clean break they'll stalk you and leave little clues to let you know. Its a shitty uncomfortable feeling Confused
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PostPosted: 03:00 - 07 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Villers wrote:


Ive had to bin bag girls in the past because they have flat refused to do blowjobs. They didnt mind it the other way round though. So what am I supposed to do for 1 week a month?

mine)...


You mean you don't have your red wings? Confused
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Villers
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 07 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Red wings arent the issue, I just prefer to have a week of selfish pleasure that in some way compensates for the rest of the shit I have to put up with her. Wink
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 07 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
sickpup wrote:
Villers wrote:


Ive had to bin bag girls in the past because they have flat refused to do blowjobs. They didnt mind it the other way round though. So what am I supposed to do for 1 week a month?

mine)...


You mean you don't have your red wings? Confused


By that i hope you dont mean cunnilingus on the blob Neutral

Shagging is fine, but not going down... jesus Neutral

And its only annoying me recently because my sheets and duvet got absolutely totalled by some american bird i bought back. I went out and got some more, now the current has totalled them.

Joy.

If you know you just make sure they are ontop, easy peasy. Its when you dont Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 08 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:

By that i hope you dont mean cunnilingus on the blob Neutral

Shagging is fine, but not going down... jesus Neutral


The Ronald MacDonald not a good look for you then?? Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 08 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
lozzypop1 wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:

By that i hope you dont mean cunnilingus on the blob Neutral

Shagging is fine, but not going down... jesus Neutral


The Ronald MacDonald not a good look for you then?? Laughing


Well the smell the stains leave on the sheets tell me enough of what it will taste like. Tuna on its own, liveable. Blood yep love the taste. Both....

No.

Wrong, sick and wrong. Thats like going ass to mouth, and thats with someone who has just been enema'd to fuck ala porn films.
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