Christmas joke!

[killa]

Three men died on Christmas Eve in Weston and were met by Saint Peter at
> the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You
> must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
> flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
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> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
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> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
> shook them and said, "They're bells."
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> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
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> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just what
> do those symbolize?"
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> The man replied, "These are Carols."
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