Like a movie

oddkid · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :

I was the chasee in a high speed chase last night!!.

I got a phone call at about 12.30 from my mate Andy, it went something like this:

'Matt, sorry to bother you, but i've just been beaten up by a couple of Taxi drivers, can you come and get me?'

SO i headed out to go get him, my dads mate tagged along for the ride. We found my mate and started taking him home. Before we got there he asked us to pull over so he could collect his thoughts. We found out it was an MI taxi so we thought we'd go and check one out, see if they knew anything. Drove into the bus station in the town center, where they usually hang out, didn't see an MI one, and as we left saw one go over the roundabout.

Mark yells out 'after him Matt' So i floored it and chased him from the town center to Camphill,.doing about 60mph in a 30 zone all the way there, no handbrake turns or smashing walls of empty cardboard boxes though. Interrogated the driver when he made his stop and found out where MI's office was.

Decided to head to ASDA and see if anything had been reported, which it hadn't and phoned up the chap who had bundled Andy in the Taxi, he agreed to meet us at Chicago Rock where Andy had been picked up.

I work at Chicago rock, so i could get in to see the manager after the doors closed at 1am, she told me that i could see the CCTV footage in the morning no problem. So we left and headed to the MI office, where we were told they had seen the CCTV footage from ASDA and Andy had thrown the first punch. I was skeptical for two reasons, one being Andy has never thrown a punch in his life and the other being that ASDA wouldn't show the CCTV footage without good cause. They also told me that they had already reported the incident to the police.

At this i decided to check this out and first headed to the Police station to ask them about CCTV and under what circumstances people could see it, and it was obvious that the Taxi company couldn't. Further more they hadn't had a report from any Taxi company and the only incident from ASDA was a man locking himself in the toilets. So the Taxi company lied.

I then went to ASDA again and spoke to the manager, he told me that nobody had contacted him to report anything or ask for CCTV footage and he certainly hadn't viewed the footage. So the company lied twice.

Seeming i had all this information i thought it'd be best to get Andy home, let him sleep it off, sober up and talk to him in the morning, so i dropped everyone off and went to bed.

To Be Continued...
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

I was sat in a bar being 20 was not allowed to drink so sober and playing a good game of pool when this big ol' black guy and his peon's come in and start waving random weapons around.

Me being resourceful I used the pool cue in my hand and broke it over the little guys face in doing so he dropped his 1911. I combat rolled picked it up and began to pick off the targets.

I managed to hit the big guy right in the eye, the heavy .45 round drilling out his eye socket and spraying the pinky grey brain matter all over the wall.

I then proceeded to maneuver between the dead bodies to reclaim the shotgun. Being a seven round gun the 1911 was now empty and useless so I clubbed some twat in the balls with it and laughed as he screamed on the floor.

I grabbed the 12gauge shotgun on the floor stood up and began splitting heads the first shot missed the target and took out the window the second shot hit the little baggy jean ass wearing mofo right in the chest sending 20 feet backwards through the window and into a windshield of a car.

The last two where easy work as I stated a loudly "I'm surgical with this bitch!" and blew one guys leg clean off and pumped the gun making its customary shakalaka as it racked back and fourth and placed another shell in his face, the other one dropped his 6 shot and began to run he made it as far as the door when the last 12gauge buck shot tore him a new one.

Every one cheered the day was saved I got laid and drunk Thumbs Up

Now my friend that was like a movie Wink

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Amazing the imagination you get when you live in your bedroom with no social life, McGee should be studied, it's hermits like him that make great films.

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

No, it's a case of loserism, brought on by a heavy case of unpopularism and not helped by his no socialism, poor guy.

oddkid · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :

McGee your a legend. I was only trying to get peoples attention with the title. God i hate Taxi drivers, this is the third incident i've heard of recently where this sort of thing has happened, why are they all arseholes?

Like i said, its not even like he refused to pay the soiling charge.
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