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stitch · Scooby Slapper Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Karma :

So I took the sledge hammer to my my lounge chimney breast, Hope my ex has a headache cos I could swear I saw his face on the wall when I started,
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Who needs a man to do the work, FEMALE POWER i tell you Laughing

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

You taped a photo of his face to it didn't you. Laughing

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trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

Thats not a sledge hammer! That's a WOMD Laughing

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bugsy46 · Village Idiot Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Karma :

HO HO HO see you on the 25th Dec Cool

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NickD · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Karma :

Dunno about therapy, but you could definitely do with a plasterer. Laughing

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WildGoose · White Van Man Joined: 21 Mar 2002 Karma :

interesting, isnt that a splitting maul for chopping blocks of wood in half? Razz

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stitch · Scooby Slapper Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Karma :

I don't give a monkeys what it is. it did the job of smacking hell out the wall lol,

Plastering I can also do lol

I would also show the ex's picture but in thinking of my kids I wont just in case they see it.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

But that's what men are FOR.
Doing all the hard work and manual labour.

What's the point of them otherwise?

I'm hardly a girlie girlie type, but I steer clear of doing all that macho stuff, chucking sledge hammers (or indeed firewood-chopping mauls) about the gaff ... I'd get a Wee Man in Who Does.
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stitch · Scooby Slapper Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Karma :

Can't afford to get someone in to do all the jobs so i do the ones I can do myself.

And as I am single I don't have a little fella to do the work for me.

Now thats a catch 22 cos a woman who is capable of doing things for herself scares men off. Their
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Aint big enough to cope with a woman capable of doing manual labour
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stitch · Scooby Slapper Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Karma :

Nothing wrong with the chimney other than needing plaster. I only knocked out the opening that had been there before when it used to be an open fire.

Whoever blocked it up didn't do that good a job as the bricks were not even (not sure what the word is when they overlap) joined into the rest of the wall surrounding, they was just cemented in.

When I bricked up the hole on the other side of the chimney in the dining after taking the parkray fire out i had the bricks going into the the others and overlapping to make it more solid.

edit... ps i never touched the back of the chimney wall as anyone can see its all a bit higgle di piggledi, how the hell it stays up I don't know but I think it was only used to separate the two fires on either side
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I feel quite lucky that I never really went through the I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar stage in a major way. I tinkered about with my bike in a fit of self-sufficiency for a while years ago, but eventually realised that I had enough biker man-dogs sniffing round me, regardless of whether I was single or attached, so I needn't bark myself.

But I'm sure its very therapeutic, stitch Thumbs Up

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Mmmm I think I need some of that style of therapy.

*wanders off to look for walls to knock down in house*
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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

You have shown us your hole, now just need to see your breast when you have finished. Make sure your flu has a good seeing to and is nice and clean afterwards. Rolling Eyes

I mean the chimney of course Wink

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